"Nixon's still got my back." . . . Please come CAPTION Rodger Stone!!!

[skip fox]

Rodger ("I'll piss in your drink if I get a chance" ) Stone: "This January 6th Committee is loaded with political hacks who have no idea of honesty or honor. They'd do anything, and I mean anything, to get their own, fever-brain way. They are willing to destroy the notion of truth and justice not to mention our great Constitution for a political ideology which is itself based on lies and deception. That's why I've taken the fifth with every question."






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Satire warning:

I'd better put a satire warning on this OP. The major joke is that he's projecting the actions and thoughts of the wacky right in the first two sentences, and the irony the last is evident, even if it is true.)

[Midnight Writer]

1. "Gentlemen, I brought you all here to party with my wife,

but you were supposed to bring your wives for me. Couldn't you have found just one wife for a swap? I never had this problem with the Falwells."

[Geechie]

2. Please donate to my security detail...

All this Oath Keeper Kibble ain’t gonna buy itself, if you know what I mean.

[NNadir]

3. "I am, without a doubt, the clear winner of the Josef Goebbels look alike contest."

[Mr. Ected]

4. "Trying traitors is the most un-American thing imaginable, and yet, here we are. Damned liberals"

[Brother Buzz]

5. The Orange Anus has my back, too

[malaise]

8. ROFL

[Yoyoyo77]

6. Does Zippy the pinhead have a evil twin?

[malaise]

7. Heart made of stone

[Johonny]

9. I have never engaged in criminal activity

and would gladly accept another pardon of my illegal activity I never engaged in.