Comical OAN report on Melania Trump's new NFT artwork for sale on Parler called, 'Melania's vision.'

[demmiblue]

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[Scrivener7]

1. Don't click on OAN!

[Alexander Of Assyria]

2. Too late! I watched the clip, now my eyes burn. Creepy is how I would describe this

demon woman…the eyes and voiceover at 35 second mark…it’s like they not even pretending they are pure evil anymore.

[BlueJac]

3. WTF....bizarre as hell.

$150.00. Who would pay $ .10. LMAO!

[They_Live]

4. Look into my eyes. Deeper.

You are getting very sleepy. Your eyelids are getting heavy...

[Liberal In Texas]

5. She can't read the prompter worth a crap. Probably more important at OAN for the anchor to

be a young pretty white blonde than actually be competent at the job. "Emulet to inspire." Amulet, idiot amateur.

[North Shore Chicago]

6. Well....

Wasn't THAT puke worthy?

And Melania too!

[global1]

7. I'm Sorry - But What Is NFT Artwork?....

Will someone explain that to me. Never heard of it.

[blugbox]

8. Apparently

All those digital images and gifs floating around on the internet will now have an "original copy" that can be owned and sold.

I'm oversimplifying on purpose because I think it's just so so stupid.

People are buying gifs for hundreds of thousands of dollars...

It can be explained better but that's all I got haha

[tanyev]

9. Deep in the bowels of the Kremlin:

"So the spyware is embedded in an NFT that looks like our asset's eyes?"

"And people are going to pay money to own it?"


**silence, followed by several minutes of loud laughter**

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. Grifters Gotta Grift, Melania Edition

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. Opinion: Melania Trump's new NFT is the perfect holiday g(r)ift

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You know, initially I was a little worried there might be something not entirely aboveboard about Melania Trump’s new NFT venture, which also claims it will somehow provide children from foster care with computer science skills. (Are the NFT platform programmers children? I assume they aren’t, but also this is not not how you would word it if you were trying to discreetly inform the public that your programmers are children.) But now that I know they are selling amulets, I am utterly reassured!

Nothing says “this is not a scam” like “we sell amulets.” Anyway, this art will also include an audio recording from Mrs. Trump with a “message of hope,” which almost certainly will not turn out to be her reading a snippet of “Becoming.”

Melania Trump is going to release more of these, including in “a one-of-a-kind auction of historical importance scheduled in January 2022” that will include “digital artwork, physical artwork, and a physical one-of-a-kind accessory,” which had better be another amulet or I’m going to riot.


“A portion of the proceeds” (definitely doesn’t need to be more specific!) “will assist children aging out of the foster care system by way of economic empowerment and with expanded access to resources needed to excel in the fields of computer science and technology.” Once again, I do not think, from the way this is worded, that you can rule out that Melania Trump has hired a specific child as her computer programmer and this is how she is describing paying their salary and letting them use a computer to set up her website.