Rep. Madison Cawthorn announces that he and his new bride are already getting divorced.

[riversedge]

A whole 8 months. I would love to hear the wife's side of this breakup.

Question. Was Crawford the one who missed a lot of votes because of his husband duties [he tweeted something along these lines at the time].

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Madison Cawthorn announces that he and his new bride are already getting divorced.

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[Heartstrings]

1. Womp! Womp! nt

[Texaswitchy]

2. I do not blame her.

Get out now.

[hlthe2b]

3. ROFL...The only question is what is it that she just found out that sent her screaming to

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the divorce attorney?

[Butterflylady]

59. That he is an egoistical a**h***.

[Nevilledog]

65. This perhaps....

No, it's not real.......yet.

[hlthe2b]

72. Eww. He's just gross. Like the worst of every blatant misogynistic "Frat Rat" I ever encountered

Does he think the fact that he's in a wheelchair gives him a pass to be an incredibly horrible person?

[Aristus]

4. I suspect there may be an element of "Did I actually marry this fucknozzle?" involved.

The guy is a creep through and through.

I guess she had to say "I do" before discovering that for herself...

[monkeyman1]

30. now it's I dun't !!!

[Rebl2]

32. She must not

be to bright not to know what type of person he is.

[ShazzieB]

40. Maybe it just took her a while to come to her senses? 😁

[alphafemale]

5. Maybe made a Chester move on one of her teen relatives?

Or was that the other one?

[Haggard Celine]

49. That's the other one.

I think Cawthorn is probably impotent, poor thing.

[riversedge]

6. Reminder that the Jan 6 committee already subpoenaed records from 10 members including Cawthorn.....

whow. I missed this.




Reminder that the January 6 committee already subpoenaed records from 10 other members of Congress — subpoenas for testimony may be next:

Lauren Boebert
Andy Biggs
Mo Brooks
Madison Cawthorn
Matt Gaetz
Louie Gohmert
Paul Gosar
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Jody Hice

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[Poiuyt]

7. If it was truly his marriage or his job, his wife should have taken one for America

[Wingus Dingus]

8. Did she discover that he is a total wanker, then?

She needs to keep up.

[FakeNoose]

9. A wife can't testify against her hubby, but what about an ex-wife?

Asking for a friend.

[ZonkerHarris]

13. A wife can testify against her husband if she chooses to. She can't be forced to testify.

[Ms. Toad]

22. That depends.

There are two distinct marital "privileges."

Cawthorn can prevent her from testifying about anything he communicated to her after they married, in reliance on the confidence of that relationship. Even if she wants to testify. That right is limited to communications and survives divorce.

A second "privilege" is the right not to testify against your husband during the marriage. That "privileged" is broader (it covers all adversarial testimony) and narrower (it ends when the marriage ends).

Both are state rules - but most states have some variation on both. The former is a privilege; the latter is a presumption of incompetence which the testifying spouse can waive.

[Takket]

10. isn't getting divorsed a sin against his deeply held religious beliefs?????????

[Caliman73]

16. Only if you believe he has deeply held religious beliefs...

The depth of this man can be measured with a tic-tac.

[lonely bird]

57. Or a micrometer

[Ms. Toad]

23. Or at least a violation of family values!! n/t

[tanyev]

11. Yep, he's the one who described his honeymoon as "service as a husband."

I’m guessing he got a dishonorable discharge.

[moose65]

28. Uh, not to be indelicate, but....

Cawthorn is in a wheelchair. Does anything “down there” still work?

[Mr. Evil]

41. Yeah, on top of being a special kind of douche waste,

I was wondering if he does have a perpetually 'flat tire' (not on the wheelchair).

[ShazzieB]

48. Ugh. 😖

Not cool, dude.

Yes, a spinal cord injury can affect how things function "down there," but modern medicine has ways to address that. And piv sex isn't the end all and the be all for a lot of people anyway.

That said, as much as I absolutely can't STAND this racist nazi pos, jokes about anyone's disabilities are ableist and none of us should be going there, imo.

[moose65]

76. Interesting

He’s the one who portrays himself as some kind of “stud,” so I just wondered.

Is it ableist to speculate? I didn’t demean him.

And as long as we’re going down this road, how do you know I’m a “dude”? 😆😆

[msfiddlestix]

58. You mean he is a paraplegic? n/t

Intere

[monkeyman1]

33. crap , the laptop got a beer bath !! good one !

[Baked Potato]

12. She didn't want to raise a monster with him? Nt

[harumph]

14. Must have been the nazi bdsm cosplay.

All artfully choreographed with the wheelchair.

[raccoon]

15. I hope she gets a barracuda lawyer! NT

[smirkymonkey]

17. So she finally came to her senses?

[Sanity Claws]

18. He dropped out of college, divorced after 8 months of marriage,

and engaged in an insurrection against a government that he just joined. Adulting is hard, right Madison? Yet he will tell others how to live.

[LonePirate]

19. She was probably tired of his bullshit.

I do wonder if she married him thinking the life of a wife of a congressman would be exciting or possibly easy; yet she found the reality to be quite different after living it for a few months. He's not exactly a quiet backbencher. He's an attention-seeking, narcissistic firebrand and they may have turned her off.

[BlackSkimmer]

20. One thing for sure, that moron did NOT write that statement.

He’s a moron.

[Generic Brad]

38. Can that boy even read?

He seems about as bright as Gomert but with a meaner streak.

[ShazzieB]

51. I almost said, "Did you mean Goebert?"

Then I realized that 1) you meant Gohmert, and 2) I had momentarily confused Gohmert and Boebert!

Too damned many clowns in the fun house these days, it's hard to keep them all straight!

[BlackSkimmer]

55. Hillary's basket of deplorables - now in Congress. Smh.

[Thomas Hurt]

21. Job over marriage...true Christian family values

[Captain Zero]

50. Arbeit Macht Frei

Classy Guy.

[keithbvadu2]

24. His hero Adolph waited until the very end to marry his sweetie.

His hero Adolph waited until the very end to marry his sweetie.

[SCantiGOP]

25. I think Cawthorn deserves all the respect and privacy

That his people have given to Hunter Biden.

[Haggard Celine]

56. I second that!

[greenjar_01]

26. Ooooooooof

They're a bunch of children.

[roamer65]

27. Stupid to marry him in the first place.

[soldierant]

29. "His job and marriage were incompatible, so he chooses his job!"

She's a very fortunate woman that he did.

He is such a creep, having him contest your request for a divorce would be a living hell.

[paleotn]

31. Who the hell would marry that clown in the first place?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

34. Can't say I blame her

Who'd want to be married to that asshole?

[WarGamer]

35. I'm sure the Lobbyist provided "Companionship" has nothing to do with it.

[mnmoderatedem]

36. did she suddenly realize he was Madison Cawthorn?

[Rural_Progressive]

39. Well that takes one of the republican's favorite lines from the board

He won't be resigning to spend more time with the family

[Traildogbob]

42. Will he

Use his precious second amendment to end the marriage?

[NurseJackie]

43. Because he has the handwriting of a 4th grader?

[UTUSN]

44. She had a momentary lapse, things happen ...to everybody ...

[ailsagirl]

45. Gee, that's a shame

😌😏🤭😐🥱

[COL Mustard]

46. Madison And Humanity

Are mutually incompatible. I wish we could divorce him.

[No Vested Interest]

47. Let's hope that no children were conceived during this brief interlude.

[RainCaster]

52. GOP family values hard at work

[Progressive Jones]

53. She probably simply sobered up. nt

[TeamProg]

54. Pres. Biden lost his wife and daughter in am auto accident not long after getting elected to

his first term.

He managed to handle it. But obviously Joe Biden is A MUCH STRONGER PERSON.

- and a FAR BETTER person as well.

[Lucky Luciano]

60. LOL (Obviously)

[jmowreader]

61. I'm going to take a wild stab...

…and guess that before he joined Congress he wasn’t quite as bad of a fuckhead as he is now.

[North Shore Chicago]

73. He was just as much of a fuckhead.

30 women so far has accused him of sexual aggression during his Christian college daze.

Some were quoted as saying "Don't
go for a fun ride with him."

[dchill]

62. The correct term for this is "fullashitness."

[sinkingfeeling]

63. Maybe she just doesn't want to be an "earthen vessel".

[sarcasmo]

64. Madison wanted Nestor to move in and his new wife said, DIVORCE.

[blogslug]

66. I can't relish in his personal misery because I don't believe he is capable of such emotions.

He is merely inconvenienced because now he has to find another woman to fill the empty space in his public profile configuration.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

67. 21.8 Scaramuccis

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[IronLionZion]

68. The gays ruined his marriage

real family values type. She had to have known he was Nazi misogynist so maybe it wasn't his political views.

[MustLoveBeagles]

69. So she wised up?

Better late than never I guess.

[Ziggysmom]

70. Maybe the wife wanted to bring a Christmas tree into their house? He has serious tree issues!

[In It to Win It]

71. Congratulations!

...to her!

#DivorcedAF

[North Shore Chicago]

74. Come on everybody!

At 26, he's just a baby, so innocent and full of unconditional love.


He also throws food, scream hysterically when he doesn't get his way. He'll grow up one day.

[kwolf68]

75. I blame the gays

I mean sanctity of marriage and all.