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5X

(3,989 posts) Thu Dec 23, 2021, 03:03 PM Dec 2021

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Imagine if God hadn't rushed his creation so he could take a day off

and thrown in poison apples, snakes and rats, there would be no Republicans.

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Imagine if God hadn't rushed his creation so he could take a day off (Original Post) 5X Dec 2021 OP

What's wrong with snakes? Ferrets are Cool Dec 2021 #1

They tempt you into sin, thus trump. 5X Dec 2021 #2

Only in fairy tales. Ferrets are Cool Dec 2021 #4

Imagine if God had rested on the 6th day. marie999 Dec 2021 #3

What did he have to do on Monday? 5X Dec 2021 #6

One of my tyrannical, social dominance orientation bosses... Buckeye_Democrat Dec 2021 #5

Ferrets are Cool

(22,964 posts)

1. What's wrong with snakes?

Reply to 5X (Original post)

Thu Dec 23, 2021, 04:38 PM

Dec 2021

5X

(3,989 posts)

2. They tempt you into sin, thus trump.

Reply to Ferrets are Cool (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 23, 2021, 06:39 PM

Dec 2021

Ferrets are Cool

(22,964 posts)

4. Only in fairy tales.

Reply to 5X (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 23, 2021, 08:26 PM

Dec 2021

marie999

(3,334 posts)

3. Imagine if God had rested on the 6th day.

Reply to 5X (Original post)

Thu Dec 23, 2021, 08:06 PM

Dec 2021

5X

(3,989 posts)

6. What did he have to do on Monday?

Reply to marie999 (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 23, 2021, 10:10 PM

Dec 2021

Doubt he was punching a clock.

Buckeye_Democrat

(15,526 posts)

5. One of my tyrannical, social dominance orientation bosses...

Reply to 5X (Original post)

Thu Dec 23, 2021, 08:29 PM

Dec 2021

... from the past would've MADE him work.

Probably a double-shift (with a 48-hour day) too, announced just before the planned rest with a shit-eating grin.

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