Stupidest stuff said in 2021. This why you wait til after Dec 31 is over

[rpannier]

https://crooksandliars.com/2021/12/kilmeades-christmas-story

It started out with him praising Mary and Joseph for finding the manger so that the animals could heat the baby Jesus with their breath:

"I know we had this conversation before, but were the animals used, were their breaths used to heat Jesus?" Kilmeade wondered. "Remember the animals would go around because it was so cold in Bethlehem. I get them confused. It was so cold at that time, the animals breathed on him to keep him warm."

It was Steve Doocy - of all people - who had to remind Kilmeade that the original Bible story was that they were in the manger because there was no room at the inn.

Kilmeade agreed and added that the inn was full because of people traveling for the holiday season.

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Gotta wait until the year is completely over, because they've got 6 whole days to say stupider things.

[Aussie105]

1. YOU MEAN?

The holiday to celebrate the birth of Jesus was in full swing before he was born?
Wow, news of his birth and future life achievements sure travelled fast!

Actually . . . Facebook tells me - or maybe it was Twitter - there was room at the Inn, but Joseph left his American Express card at home and couldn't pay. So him and the missus were sent to bed down with the animals.

But it was a busy time, some sort of census happening I hear.

Looking forward to more stupid distortions of the past. 6 days left, try harder!

[underpants]

2. Even the middle seat blonde fill-in was laughing at him

Do they make these fill-ins in a lab somewhere?

Anyway. I appreciate your research.



Merry Christmas 🎄

[Achilleaze]

5. Reminds me: Bethlehem was full because of the Sensus

Resurchers have diskovered that the reason for no room at the B-town motels was becuz King Herodd was doing a sensus thingy.

amirite or no?

[underpants]

7. That's what I've always heard

Merry Christmas 🎄

[PJMcK]

8. Not Herod, Caesar

But the thing is, there’s no record in Rome of this census. It’s just more Biblical BS.

[Achilleaze]

13. What, no papers?

[PJMcK]

14. The Romans kept a lot of meticulous records

A worldwide census would have certainly been recorded but there’s no record of one during the time of Jesus’ supposed birth. So Jesus’ family’s journey to Bethlehem doesn’t make any sense.

There are so many flaws and contradictions in the Bible that it’s difficult to logically follow. Here’s a stupid one: in the Gospels, there’s no detail about the wise men from the East. It’s not clear how many of them there were, (3 gifts are mentioned but it doesn’t say that they were presented by 3 people), and they certainly aren’t named, (Melchior, Caspar and Balthazar are names made up centuries later but they’re not in the Bible). So much for inerrant accuracy.

[Hugin]

11. The fill-ins come bottled...

Well, most of them anyway.

[Klaralven]

4. Sometimes Airbandb reservations turn out to be disappointing

[Hugin]

12. The Bible is silent on whether the couple left a negative Yelp.

The photos they posted on Face...buh... I mean 'Meta' were said to be neutral in tone.

[onethatcares]

3. didn't they also get

frequent donkey miles?

[central scrutinizer]

6. Did they post a bad rating on Yelp?

I would have.

[The Magistrate]

9. For The Record, Sir

December temperatures in Israel run on average between highs around seventy degrees fahrenheit and lows around fifty.

[PJMcK]

15. Exactly

Jesus’ birth would to have happened in what we now call December, more likely it was in March, (if at all).

[Baitball Blogger]

10. They were traveling because of a census.

That's why the Inn was full.

If the Republicans were in control, they would have interrupted travel to keep people from reaching their destination, in order to interfere with the census.

[BSdetect]

16. The virgin birth BS was made up to reign in the gullible. If you believe that you are fleecable. Bah