Meanwhile, at the Battle of Burger King

[jmbar2]

Antivaxxer and insurrectionist needs some attention. And gets it.

Link to tweet

[NJCher]

2. jerk

eom

[Irish_Dem]

3. Idiots want to hold the line in a Burger King.

These are real idiots.

[Hortensis]

21. When they tried it outside, people just walked on by.

Lesson 1: To get noticed be a nuisance -- irritate the take-out line at Burger King.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. TFG supporters are idiots

[jmbar2]

5. Dearest Martha,

The cold December wind whips us bitterly while we struggle to maintain our offensive against the enemy. I am sustained by the knowledge that you are safe at home, enjoying the Christmas gift I sent.

Please continue...

[PatSeg]

7. Ha, ha, ha!!!

[crud]

15. The masked enemies are everywhere and they keep coming

Despite our desperate entreaties, not a whopper was served...home of the whopper? I think not. As the smell of hot French fries entered my unfiltered nostrils, I could only think of you.

[jmbar2]

17. Our commander has been taken hostage

We desperately await reinforcements, but may need to pull back to Dunkin Donuts to regroup.

Still, our spirits remain high because we know in our hearts, that entering Burger King without a mask is our God-given right.

My dearest love, your memory sustains me.

[LoisB]

6. Cheesecake Factory and Burger King are the hills they want to "die" on?

Somehow, I don't think they will be honored as heroes in the history books.

[JohnnyRingo]

8. They're just training for NYE. Called in the whole riot squad.

After suffering unprecedented losses at the airport, they have retreated to the fast food trenches.
Don't Tread On My All Beef Patties.
I shall return... these cold fries.
Who died and made you Burger King?

[grumpyduck]

13. You beat me to it.

Must not think very highly of themselves. What's going to be the next battleground -- some street hot dog vendor?

[JohnnyRingo]

16. hahaha

I can see them surrounding some hapless guy with a cart who his a mask on.

"I'm not getting the vaccine because my body is a temple, not a govt experiment!" "And give me two of those dogs with onion."

[Ferryboat]

9. Meal team six takes a stand

Here about the guy suing McDonald's


Despite eating Happy Meals every day for a week he still suffers from depression.

[JohnnyRingo]

18. ★★★★★ "Meal Team Six"

You win. We can end the thread now.

[Ferryboat]

25. Saw that used here on DU

Wish I could give whoever came up with it the proper credit they deserve.

[Efilroft Sul]

10. Want negative press? Have it your way, you virus-hugging assholes.

[doughb]

22. They'll just claim they're the real victims, like the "let's go Brandon" guy.

Attack until someone pushes back, then claim they're the ones being attacked. That, projection, and "I know you are but what am I?" are their favorite tactics.

[Tickle]

11. goodness that

was just a silly stunt. They should be embarrassed

[PatSeg]

12. The comments are priceless

"Honestly, I can't think of anything more pathetic than protesting mask mandates at a fast food chain."

"Damn they are hitting all the best restaurants."

[spanone]

14. STFU asshole.

[634-5789]

19. Burger King has enough of their own problems, thank you.

[BlackSkimmer]

20. Lol, people here make fun of southern accents all the time.

That guy sounds like he’s got a mouthful of marbles.

[gratuitous]

23. Pro tip for the "Shame on you" chanteur

If nobody joins in on your chant after the first two or three iterations, it's best to clam up. Otherwise, everyone in the vicinity knows you're in a vanishingly small minority.

You protestors need to find something else to give your miserable lives meaning. The rest of us are sick of having to follow the protocols, and it's your fault we're still having to do this.

[Wounded Bear]

24. BK reserves the right to serve refuse to anybody...

or something like that.