MAGA rioter Jenna Ryan has reported to prison -- and she could be in for 'a reality check'

[turbinetree]

By John Wright
Published December 28, 2021

Infamous Capitol rioter Jenna Ryan, the Texas real estate agent who once said she wouldn't serve time in prison because she's white and blonde, reportedly has begun her 60-day sentence.

The 51-year-old Ryan, who was sentenced last month for her role in the Jan. 6 insurrection, was initially scheduled to report to prison in January.

However, the Dallas Observer reported Tuesday that Ryan checked in to the Bryan Federal Prison Camp in Texas before Christmas.

https://www.rawstory.com/jenna-ryan-2656172626/

She should have gone to Florence Colorado.... and thrown away the fucking key, .....it is just amazing how much time these traitors are getting.....nothing over 6 years as of yet.....

[XanaDUer2]

1. Baby goat yoga! Nt

[turbinetree]

2. Yepper spot on................

[jimfields33]

14. I think she thinks she going to be like Martha Stewart

I will be shocked if her treatment is even 1 percent of that.

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Why so early?

I guess she couldn't get a date for New Years. Prison is a good cover.

[Midnight Writer]

13. She didn't want to miss the Christmas dinner. Or the New Year's Rockin' Eve party.

I bet she'll be ministering to her fellow inmates, leading yoga classes, teaching them fashion secrets, and they'll be so grateful they make her Queen of the Cellblock.

You can't keep a good woman down.

[packman]

20. She plans on writing a book -

My xmas in Prison - would be her first chapter. I kid you not on this, she wanted to be incarcerated so she could write about that experience.

I hope someone gives her a real nice present in jail

[True Blue American]

4. I guess she

Is really not blonde!

[Aviation Pro]

5. She won't be when she gets out

And she'll have some fresh ink on her.

[oldsoftie]

23. Hahahahahahahahahha

[Jimbo S]

38. Does the carpet match the drapes? eom

[Maraya1969]

6. She's writing a book! I thought that was illegal for prisoners to write their

memoirs and make money off of their crimes.

[brooklynite]

7. Son of Sam law is NY State, not Federal.

[NYC Liberal]

26. And was ruled unconstitutional as a First Amendment violation

There’s a new law but it only requires notification to the victims of something being published, the government can’t seize the proceeds.q

[walkingman]

8. She will be a Texas hero and probably be elected to the State House if not Congress.

As a Texan take my word for it, the hillbillies like that shit, especially around the Dallas area.

[madville]

9. Looks like a nice facility

Wonder how the food is?

[KS Toronado]

22. I hope it's only bread & water! Maybe popcorn on Sundays.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. For this thread

Link to tweet

[LakeArenal]

11. Stop. No one should be harmed in prison.

The fact she didn’t get enough time is the judicial system. I’m not her wishing by prisoners.

She should have been in much longer though.

[RussBLib]

12. a short sentence is better than no sentence

Hopefully she will be with some other convicts who can... slap something in or out of her.

I'm not a writer, lol.

[Me.]

15. Why It's JUst Like Going To A Spa

[FM123]

16. Yeah, keep laughing sweetie....let's see how funny it is once you get there.

"But Ryan eventually decided that she’d do just fine in the general population, claiming that she knows how to make friends with anyone, Coulman said. '[Ryan] goes, "I grew up in the streets,"' she said, laughing," according to the Observer.

[tanyev]

17. "This can't be the full commissary list! Where are the yoga mats and protein smoothies????"

[GoodRaisin]

18. Good. Hope she enjoys prison.

Even if it’s only a couple of months.

[crud]

19. Besides all the usual indignities being locked up

maybe her friends and family will figure out how to put money on her phone at about a dollar a minute. Or maybe they'll figure out how to send her a letter with out it being sent back. Or maybe they'll figure out how to send a bag of cheeto's through the approved vendor for $50. Or if they go and visit her they won't be treated like scum by the sheriffs, won't be forced to remove they're underwire bra because it sets off the metal detector in front of all the other visitors. And who will she blame for all this humiliation? Most people don't get raped or beat up in 3 months, no one should have to face that, but the system shits on anyone and everyone who comes in contact with it in many ways. I hope she learns some humility, and some humanity by being humiliated and dehumanized. yeah that should do it.

[AZSkiffyGeek]

21. I don't think a lot of people realize how miserable her few months are going to be

Brave DU-ers were bragging how they could do 6 months standing on their heads... Okay.

[BlackSkimmer]

32. I've never seen DUers bragging about prison being easy.

Do you have a link?

[AZSkiffyGeek]

33. There was one of the anti-Garland posters

Who was bragging about it a few months ago. I don't remember who, or what the thread was, even if I bookmarked it.

[BlackSkimmer]

37. Wow, I can't imagine thinking such a thing. Nor what that would have to do with Garland.

Hell, I remember basic training, and that was bad enough.

[Grasswire2]

27. I wonder if she knows what a "blanket party" is. nt

[jaxexpat]

24. I'm sure she'll get along quite well with her not-white and not-blonde comrades.

Also betting she's guilty of more crime, more damage to the fabric of society, for her participation in Jan. 6 than half the inmates she'll meet at her new temporary home. Is there a "three strikes" sentencing program for attempting to overthrow the government?

[Traildogbob]

25. The sick part

Is she will be a superstar and make tons of cash. At the grocery yesterday there was a chubby little punk the looked exactly like Rittenhouse. Hat on backwards a tee shirt with something about freedom and Liberty and Justice. He was strutting around like some celebrity. That murdering asshole has hero wannabes out here, so will she. Not very liberal of me but I wanted to knock that little puke out. My thoughts and prayers, is Covid takes hold of a large part of this countries assholes. Sorry, just me, fucks are all gone. I served 8 years so I earned the right to think about murdering treasonous assholes that way. I’ll burn my liberal card.

[onethatcares]

28. it alll becomes real

when that steel door clangs shut and you're carrying your pillow, blanket, sox and underwear to your cell.

[UTUSN]

29. K&R

[uponit7771]

30. Looks like she's going to club Fed where she'll find many like minded GQP (link)

[BlackSkimmer]

34. Interesting video.

Thanks.

[Delphinus]

35. Thank you

That was enlightening.

[Emile]

31. You'd think traitors would get a much stiffer sentence!

[fescuerescue]

36. I'm kinda surprised that she is going to a hard core prison for only 60 days

I had thought that stays of less than 1 year were done in a county jail.