Rand Paul Vows to Fill Misinformation Void Caused by Twitter's Ban of Marjorie Taylor Greene

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it his “solemn duty,” Rand Paul vowed to fill the covid-misinformation gap created by Twitter’s ban of Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.

In an emotional statement, the U.S. senator from Kentucky said that those who have relied on Greene for covid-19 falsehoods “must not be forgotten.”

“Twitter’s ban of Marjorie Taylor Greene left millions without a go-to source for reckless pandemic myths,” he said. “I am here to say, ‘I got this.’ ”

Admitting that it would be challenging to mislead as many people about the virus as Greene did, Paul said, “I relish that challenge.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/rand-paul-vows-to-fill-misinformation-void-caused-by-twitter-banning-marjorie-taylor-greene

[LetMyPeopleVote]

1. I love good satire

Link to tweet

[Blue Owl]

2. He's occupying the vacuum like a rented Rug Doctor

[Disaffected]

3. He could use the Rug Doctor

on his hair piece (or whatever that is on his head)..

[UTUSN]

4. K&R

[bahboo]

5. perfect...haha...

[PortTack]

6. Good! You'll be next to lose your twitter account. Those on twitter follow this jerk and report him

When he posts false covid info...let’s get him banned too!