What will happen when Trump dies?

[Darwin2019]

I imagine him showing up in heaven and asking St Peter if he can come through the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter locks the gates and says:" No! Why do you think we built these walls? It was to keep people like you out."

[kimbutgar]

1. But Satan will welcome him with open arms

Come inside son, but no walls here for you to profit off!

[Gore1FL]

37. Even Satan has standards. nt

[kimbutgar]

45. Ha ha

[GoCubsGo]

53. Satan will be too busy trying to put out the huge grease fire Trump will ignite.

[PortTack]

2. He'd better have the best 24/7 security for his grave site or be cremated

[waddirum]

9. I'm already growing the asparagus

on raised beds. Multiple varieties.

[ucralum]

62. Took me a second.

[Jerry2144]

14. Or at least a good flood control system

From all those using his headstone as a urinal

[PortTack]

24. This!

[alterfurz]

22. Wherever he's buried, his grave is sure to be that state's #1 tourist site...

...and probably #2 as well!

[niyad]

46. Snicker.

[Enter stage left]

3. There's going to be one hell of a shortage of Champaign!

[milestogo]

39. Champagne.

[Ocelot II]

4. You mean right away, or when the parties and dancing are over?

[BlueTsunami2018]

5. He won't be showing up anywhere.

And I’ll be having a party.

One thing I’m pretty sure of and the other I’m definitely sure of.

[WheelWalker]

6. A will contest.

[Mr.Bill]

16. Until they find out there is nothing but debt. n/t

[BeerBarrelPolka]

7. And

St. Peter will tell him Mexico paid for those walls.

[hlthe2b]

8. Besides a deafening roar in relief--the world over-- you mean?

[PortTack]

26. That too!

[BeyondGeography]

10. It will be our fault generally

The Clintons in particular.

[DEbluedude]

13. Thread winner!!

LMAO.

[Nevilledog]

20. Thanks Obama

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Trump will likely take Mephistopheles to court to argue the contract isn't valid.

[Darwin2019]

60. Rudy will be his lawyer in hell

[Atticus]

12. Most of his base will rally at his grave on the third day after he is buried because, of course,

they just KNOW he will rise from the dead and ascend into----- the Oval Office.

[Historic NY]

15. Celebrations..

[Effete Snob]

17. A whole bunch of maggots are going to get sick

[FelineOverlord]

18. What will happen when Trump dies?

[Afrocat]

19. I instantly thought of this. Scared the heck out of me as a kid.

Starts at 4:15

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[badhair77]

21. His base will treat him as a martyr. I will

quietly celebrate. No mourning on my part. Good riddance.
Will Malania be the grieving widow with a veil? It will be interesting to see who fights for more camera coverage, Malania or the children. There’s potential for some entertaining moments.

[gratuitous]

23. May we all soon find out . . .

Come on cholesterol - you have ONE JOB.

[Tommy Carcetti]

25. I will break out the top shelf bourbon. nt

[Pachamama]

28. [phone]

You won’t be alone

[Tommy Carcetti]

61. And I'm not one to celebrate the deaths of figures I oppose.

For example, I was restrained when people like Dole or Bush Sr. died and tried to compliment whatever positive attributes they had, despite my political differences with them.

But I will absolutely celebrate the shit out of when Trump kicks the bucket.

Ditto Putin.

[LeftInTX]

65. By the time he croaks, he will be a footnote in history

Kinda like Dick Cheney.

Cheney is pretty much obscure now.

I won't celebrate when Cheney dies because he's already been replaced by those who are much more vile..

[Demovictory9]

27. an outpouring of love at the same level of Betty White

[madinmaryland]

29. 81 million people emptying their bladder?

[davsand]

30. Jagger and Bowie had it planned out!

[JanMichael]

31. A demon will get its wings. Or Satan will get a new play thing. nt

[DenaliDemocrat]

32. Party?

Eom

[onethatcares]

33. the sound of

the collective cheer will reverberate around the world.

[redwitch]

34. I will do some serious grave dancing. nt

[Tomconroy]

35. Champagne for Everyone!

[YP_Yooper]

36. He'll transcend into the living Q on the Internet

[Torchlight]

38. I will spend that evening bottling the tears of the gullible and idiots*.

And sell it back to them at a 400% markup as a reminder to them just how gullible and idiotic they are.

One of the idiots will then tell me "this is the kind of stuff that makes us look bad! We're better than this!!!" and I'll give him my 'buy three get two' offer.

[Gore1FL]

40. I suspect he will show up in Dealey Plaza with JFK and JFK Jr.

How else could he be reinstated as president and become king of kings?

[NQCowboy68]

41. We drink and we dance

[Zorro]

42. Hope he gets the OBL treatment

Catapulted off a carrier deck into the briny deep.

[Silent3]

43. New conspiracy theories galore

He could live to be 105, and at least half of his followers who remain alive themselves will be certain that Antifa or whatnot assassinated him, with oodles of complicated details about it pulled out of their collective asses.

[spanone]

44. 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 **DANCING IN THE STREETS** 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

[Takket]

47. party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[myohmy2]

48. hummm...

...let me clear my throat...

...

[llashram]

49. he'll poison

ground for miles around when his casket is buried.

[634-5789]

50. The hard money has him on a rocket sled to Hell.

[Submariner]

51. His grave will become an International Urinal listed in Trip Advisor

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

52. There'll be much rejoicing

[alittlelark]

54. The cops will likely be called to my house

Cuz the PARTY will be ROCKIN'

[PufPuf23]

55. Worms with indigestion and a taste for pee.

Seriously, one has to wonder who and from where he next standard bearer for the evil doers will arise?

Sobering, as the next time the USA might get someone far smarter, less obvious, and more hidden with greater $$$ backing.

[Norbert]

56. He can't die. He has executive privilege.

[demtenjeep]

57. mass celebration in the streets just like when Biden was declared the winner

the world will bounce up and down

[Solly Mack]

58. Lots of Trump sightings at McDonald's?

Then there will be mad rush of new Elvis sightings at Taco Bell. All documented on social media.

The hot topic tweets will read: Elvis is STILL King!

A Hunk, a hunk of burning love hot sauce outpaces super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, dead ex-POTUS on a gold-plated toilet.

Trump, Jr., was heard to say, "Elvis sightings are a Democratic plot to deny my daddy's bigly, tremendous, existence as the number 1 ghost sighting in America".

Trump followers were seen outside of McDonald's across the nation holding seances and prayer vigils. Two filet-of-fish, a large fry, and a chocolate shake were placed on a tray in the center of the group as an offering.



Or not.

[LeftInTX]

63. Probably!

"He isn't dead!!"..

The MAGATS will buy Trump statues and erect them on his lawn to prove that "He lives!"

[Solly Mack]

64. Then we better get busy making statues to sell. May as well make a buck to donate to

worthy causes.

A fool and his money and all that.

[Frustratedlady]

59. He'll never die. He is the appointed one and will appeal any decision by God that it's time to go.

You think I'm kidding?

If he actually dies, they'll have to nail the lid to his coffin shut or he'll come back.