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Thu Jan 6, 2022, 12:31 PM

Today should be known as (the former) Guy Fucks Up Day


Remember remember the sixth of January
Republican treason and plot
We see no reason
why Republican treason
should ever be forgot

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Reply Today should be known as (the former) Guy Fucks Up Day (Original post)
Wicked Blue Jan 2022 OP
asiliveandbreathe Jan 2022 #1
Wicked Blue Jan 2022 #3
malaise Jan 2022 #2
Wicked Blue Jan 2022 #4
Noodleboy13 Jan 2022 #5
Wicked Blue Jan 2022 #8
gratuitous Jan 2022 #6
MissMillie Jan 2022 #7

Response to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Thu Jan 6, 2022, 12:38 PM

1. Some people just have a gift..nicely done!!

I have anonymous sticker on my trucks back window...love the grin...

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Response to asiliveandbreathe (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 6, 2022, 01:31 PM

3. Thanks, it's just a re-write of the British Guy Fawkes Day rhyme

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder treason and plot
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot

Fawkes was part of a group of Catholic plotters who wanted to blow up Parliament in hopes of restoring Catholic rule.

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Response to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Thu Jan 6, 2022, 12:43 PM

2. He is now the defeated former guy

DFG aka the Slobfather😀😀

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Response to malaise (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 6, 2022, 04:23 PM

4. ABsoLUTEly

aka Traitor

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Response to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Thu Jan 6, 2022, 05:11 PM

5. The whole Guy Fucks up day is comedy genius.

and off the top of my head:
crazier and crazy
the 6th of January
idiots invaded the Capitol halls.
I see no reason
for this kind of treason
that they shouldn't all be kicked in the.....

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Response to Noodleboy13 (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 6, 2022, 07:37 PM

8. Perfect!

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Response to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Thu Jan 6, 2022, 06:36 PM

6. Remember he wanted to hold a competing press conference, then called it off?

Some anonymous spokesperson said it wasn't surprising, that the former guy had announced the presser on a lark and didn't inform anyone around him so they could make arrangements and prepare for the event. Then he called it off, fabricating some nonsense about how mean the mean meanies of the media were going to be to him.

I suspect the former guy got real accustomed to people jumping to his every whim while he was squatting in the Oval Office. When the President says something, no matter how impractical or hare-brained, it's up to the staff to make it happen. I'd guess the former guy got real used to that.

Now, though, he's just another private citizen, and when he blarps out some nonsense nobody feels constrained to make his whims concrete reality. So instead of following through on a potentially embarrassing "press conference" without any press in attendance, he just flounces off with some ridiculous excuse. But last January 6, he had a similar whim and all the toadies and sycophants in the White House moved heaven and earth to make his rally happen. Nobody had the courage to tell the former guy that it was a stupid idea and he'd be better off leaving it lie. So he forged ahead and left all his most ardent supporters twisting in the wind.

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Response to Wicked Blue (Original post)

Thu Jan 6, 2022, 06:41 PM

7. That's pretty much every day, isn't it? (n/t)

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