A MAN claims his penis has shrunk by an inch-and-a-half due to Covid, and doctors say it can't be fi

[Omen78]

LOL... Well that's one story that will get men vaccinated. Can you imagine? LOL Get vaccinated!

https://www.the-sun.com/health/4445676/mans-penis-shrinks-covid-permanent/

Before, the 30-something American said his penis was above average size.

Urologists say “Covid d*ck” is a real phenomenon, whereby the penis can reduce in size due to damage to blood vessels.

For example, a study of 3,400 people led by University College London found that of 200 reported long Covid symptoms, a smaller penis was one of the rarer ones.

[milestogo]

1. Well you would think they'd want to avoid getting Covid in that case.

[Tomconroy]

2. I guess you would call this: Short Covid.

[alittlelark]

14. .........

[GoneOffShore]

29. I just came here to say that.

[Wuddles440]

31. Definitely wins...

laugh of the day!

[relayerbob]

33. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[UTUSN]

3. *fixed* - The thread title was intriguing "can't be fi" - Fixed, Can't be Fixed.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. He must constantly measure it.

[BComplex]

17. Ha!

[dalton99a]

5. Go out and buy a bigger gun

[onethatcares]

6. flaccid or ?

askin for a friend.

[grumpyduck]

9. You beat me to it.

Absolutely no pun intended.

[unweird]

43. Great cuz I'm tired of the limp puns on this thread

Nt

[TreasonousBastard]

7. I suspect that it would be more effective if this were more...

widely spread around Republican women.

[GoneOffShore]

30. But would they actually notice?

[niyad]

65. Snicker.

[JackSabbath]

8. 😆😆😆😆

.

[Earth-shine]

10. It's often, ironically, called "long COVID."

[Vinca]

11. Why do I think these are guys who have finally come up with an excuse to use?

[Diamond_Dog]

12. The medical community ought to start trumpeting this side effect to the anti vaxxers.

Get them on Fox News and talk about it in prime time. They will start lining up for their vax the next day!

[KS Toronado]

48. Never happen

RW media can take any subject and negatively talk about the one case in a thousand that had a bad experience,
while never mentioning the 999 persons who had positives outcomes. It's part of how they brainwash.

[Celerity]

13. you do not need to use the link button to post URL's, simply paste them directly, the link button

is to insert a hyperlink onto text

like this

MAN ALIVE! My penis SHRANK more than an inch ‘due to damage from Covid’ – and docs say it’s permanent

[2naSalit]

15. So...

According to the subtitle and is true in many an ad, man's confidence is his penis and its size?

[Celerity]

18. I am not an expert on mens' penises (lesbi), sorry. That said, I would think that a tiny todger

would make many men insecure and more prone to rage and overcompensation. Many of my straight gf's have dumped men over teeny dicks (and too large too, as they hate being ripped up). There is a point apperently where size does matter.

[Glamrock]

16. Yep, happened to me!

Why I tell ya, John Holmes had nothing on me! Why, horses were jealous. Yeah yeah. Clydesdales no less. Yeah And then Covid came and now I'm below average size! Covid's fault I tell ya! Yeah....

[jcgoldie]

19. No wonder Trump got vaxxed

Poor fella might not have an inch and a half to lose according to Stormy!

[Busterscruggs]

20. I had the exact opposite

After getting the first shot and then with each booster I gained half an inch. I've got it marked on the doorway!

[lpbk2713]

26. Better watch out for a sudden breeze.

SLAM!

[Busterscruggs]

32. That isn't a problem

The grocery store has those automatic sliding doors

[Probatim]

37. They let you back in?

[Harker]

45. You're bragging about three and a half? n/t

[Busterscruggs]

53. In the journey of a thousand

Steps, the first is the most important

[Harker]

55. That's the spirit!

Those near precipices and dog piles can be important also.

[maxrandb]

21. Just the opposite happened to me

But I had Long Dong COVID

[keithbvadu2]

22. There was a cartoon/fake story that the vaccine would make it bigger.

There was a cartoon/fake story that the vaccine would make it bigger.

To encourage getting vaxxed.

[bucolic_frolic]

23. covid is natural selection

less fertilization success with smaller equipment?

[Efilroft Sul]

24. Expect more "Viagra treats Covid" articles emailed by your Uncle Jimbo.

[Doc Sportello]

25. Hard or soft option?

When measuring?

[Zambero]

28. Well, if his lung function has returned to normal...

then at least he can breathe a very SHORT sigh of relief!

[James48]

34. This vaccine brought to you by- Pfizer!

Maker of the little blue pill.


I suppose it would be easy to mix a little Pfizer Blue pill in with their Pfizer “booster”.

[relayerbob]

35. What he meant by "above average"

is that he thought they were all that size, but then got naked at the medical offices, and the nurses all laughed and laughed.

[634-5789]

36. Fully vaxxed and boosted, how come mine didn't get bigger? ( asking for a friend)

[Cheviteau]

38. Whoa, Pony

I'm 82 years old. If I lost an inch and a half---I'd still owe 1/2 inch to something or someone.

[Mr. Evil]

39. Ummm...

Covid induced Smallcox?

[Nululu]

40. Also impotence. NT

[Xoan]

41. Surely a touch of Viagra

will fix it.

[RussBLib]

58. ha! maybe the QAnon fools heard of the shrinking thing and came up with Viagra in response

you won't notice!

[orwell]

42. Gives new meaning to the term...

..."Dick for brains".

Dr. Darwin strikes again...

[IzzaNuDay]

44. Covid is a circulatory disease

And from what I learned problems with the penis indicate circulatory problems:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8450276/#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20repercussions%20of,segment%20of%20the%20population

All the more reason to protect the males in my family!

[Codifer]

46. Confused

Are we sure that Covid is not being confused with smallcox?

[Joinfortmill]

47. OMG! ROFL. So sorry.

[IronLionZion]

49. Conservatives will be using the "COVID shrank it" excuse soon

since so many of them are getting "natural immunity" instead of the vaccine.

COVID impotence is also a problem for the same reason, damage to blood vessels.

Ashley Winter MD, a urologist in Portland, US, and associated with Kaiser Permanente, explained that penile shrinkage after Covid is a domino effect of erectile dysfunction.

She told the podcast: “It is true that having erectile dysfunction leads to shortening.

“You have this period of time where the penis is not stretching itself out, where it’s not, you know, getting all this full blood into it, and that can lead to scarring of the penis and shortening of the penis.

“And that’s probably what you know your caller is referring to now.”

Men are only at risk of a smaller todger if the cause of their erectile dysfunction is physical, Dr Winter explained, such as cancer.

[FakeNoose]

51. Best excuse since "I was in the pool"

LOL from an old Seinfeld episode.

[L. Coyote]

50. Is he seeing a shrink?

[Aussie105]

52. Really?

Sad when males measure their worth by the size of their donger.

Go exercise it, in private, by yourself, and it will grow back.

If not, just buy more guns.

[boston bean]

54. Length or circumference?

[Initech]

56. Why do I not believe this guy?

[RussBLib]

57. well, it IS the Sun, so.....

sensationalism reigns. Color me skeptical.

but if it gets more people to vaccinate, then great

[CaptainTruth]

59. He then bought a lifted pickup & an AR-15...

[Emile]

60. Covid Dick should be the incentive to get vaccinated!

[PCIntern]

61. Here:

[progressoid]

62. Cue George Costanza

[LuckyCharms]

63. This would not happen to me...

because I don't have an inch and a half to begin with.

[LuckyCharms]

64. Don't REC this thread anymore!!!!!!

The number of recs is at 69.

That fact, coupled with the thread title, make this a perfect thread.