NEWEST Right-wing outrage- M&M's rebranding

[packman]

M&Ms redesigned their mascots, giving them new shoes. Tucker Carlson finds the brown M&M 'less sexy' without her stilettos.







On Friday, Fox News host Tucker Carlson mocked freshly rebranded M&M's cartoon mascots, which were revised to promote inclusivity and "underscore the importance of self-expression," manufacturer Mars Wrigley said in a press release on Thursday.

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"M&M's will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them," Carlson said. "That's the goal. When you're totally turned off, we've achieved equity. They won."

https://www.businessinsider.com/tucker-carlson-rebrand-candy-cartoons-less-sexy-m-and-ms-2022-1


Fox boycott??

https://crooksandliars.com/2022/01/right-wing-freaks-out-over-green-mms

[Bettie]

1. So, do you think his wife has to wear an

M&M costume with heels to get him aroused?

This is the weirdest thing to get outraged over so far.

[BlueGreenLady]

2. Brent Terhune has their back!

Brent is too funny!

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Blue Owl]

6. You tells 'em, Brent!!!

[tavernier]

3. He would like his own, I'm sure.

But if you have a face like a horses ass, very few people would buy them.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. If only these idiots would get similarly outraged

over treason, mass shootings, and voter suppression…

[Tommymac]

15. Why should they - they are the perps.

[luv2fly]

5. He probably thinks Jessica Rabbit is real

And of course he would want to date her.

[Wounded Bear]

8. Who wouldn't?

[PJMcK]

9. Nah, I wouldn't

After all, Jessica made it clear that she's not really bad... she's just drawn that way.

Besides, she's Roger's girl and I wouldn't want to cut in on him.

(wink)

[Blue Owl]

7. I'm sure the only chocolate that racist fuck likes is white chocolate

[nebby70]

10. I hate it when I get lost....

... M&Ms have sex appeal and are arousing???...

... seems Tucker has an unhealthy preoccupation with his sexuality (or lack of)...
... don't most little boys eventually grow out of this fascination enough to be functioning people in public? ...
... and yes, I remember Toby's line from West Wing "...show the average teen age boy a lung wrench..."

... this old woman is SO very tired of this stuff....

[Paladin]

11. Tucker vs. M&M's.

He accidentally stumbled on his true level of debate.

Way to go, Tucker. Thanks for going public with your humiliation.

[grumpyduck]

12. I so wish they would sue him.

Win or lose.

[durablend]

13. And yet

I'd bet the brown M&M *still* wouldn't fuck Tucker.

[Mr. Ected]

14. I'm sure M & M's aren't the only things that melt in Tucker's mouth

But not in his hands.

Sorry about the off-color joke, if you consider green an off-color that is.

[LiberatedUSA]

16. I like big M&M's and I can not lie.

When a M&M walks in with with an itty bitty waist and a round shell in my face, I get hungry.

[Claire Oh Nette]

21. Bwahahahahaha

nt

[Progressive Jones]

23. LMAO !!! nt

[Emile]

17. I see mental illness. Tucker needs to seek help.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

18. OK but they better keep their grubby paws off my Tootsie Roll party gal....

Yea, I confess....I'm a Tootsie Roll freak and especially for the fruit chews...... ....

Poor folk's chocolate, LOL.

[MissMillie]

19. Can't think of anyone who works harder...

...to find things to get angry about.

Then tries to work up anger in others.


This guy needs professional psychiatric help.

[LENNY0229]

20. FUCKER CARLSON CAN GO GET BENT.

[Progressive Jones]

22. Sounds like Lil Tiny Tucker wants to have sex with cartoon candy. nt