It's Pretty Clear That Ship Has Sailed

[ItsjustMe]

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[BSdetect]

1. Funny stuff.

[flying rabbit]

2. K&R. nt

[PatSeg]

3. K&R

[secondwind]

4. K&R 😂

[Karadeniz]

5. Thanks! I needed that!!!!!!

[Upthevibe]

6. Kick. N/T

[llmart]

7. These are great.

I like the one that says "Don't tell me to cover my face" the best, though I got a huge chuckle out of the last one.

[wnylib]

40. If they don't want their face covered,

Why do they have it covered with breathing equipment in their hospital bed? Shouldn't they refuse that, too?

[Cherz]

8. I'm so jazzed

My first reply…so glad this forum popped up. Life long Dem. Looking forward to happier days

[KS Toronado]

10. Welcome to DU! hope you stick around

[dchill]

11. Welcome to DU!

[Fla Dem]

14. Yes, it's a relief to have a community to share your thoughts and ideas and not get yelled at!

[niyad]

15. Welcome to our DU family.

[NNadir]

28. Welcome here! n/t.

[SheltieLover]

29. Welcome to DU!

[erronis]

9. There are some pretty good zingers in this batch!

[KS Toronado]

12. That wellness calendar really got to me

If magaloons actually believe "Jesus is my face mask" and would give them anything they ask for,
how come we don't have a couple million more power-ball winners?

[wnylib]

41. Jesus doesn't do money.

He is the one who said "The love of money is the root of all evil."

But some self-proclaimed Christians left that out of their Bibles, I think.

[lindysalsagal]

13. I love the stare at your reflection because it's the only thing you care about.

[niyad]

16. These are wonderful. Thank you.

That jesus face mask creepy pic. .if that is supposed to be him. .the arms are very young. And small. .and white. The stigmata were an added creepy touch.

[tblue37]

17. K&R and thanks. nt

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. Anti maskers are all idiots

[GB_RN]

19. Before COVID Some Hospital Staff Wore Masks Nearly The Whole Damned Day...

Especially those of us in the OR and Cath Labs and we didn't suffer from oxygen deprivation. Nor did we suffer from CO2 poisoning. The amount of time we had to wear masks jumped to ALL day once COVID hit, because we had to wear them even outside the procedure rooms. The only time we could take off a mask was to eat. And still, no one suffered from O2 deprivation or CO2 poisoning.

Sure, you feel the heat of your own breath on your face, and no, it's not comfortable. BFD. At least you're not getting contact sores on your face like the nursing staff who work on COVID units who have to wear N95s constantly. You people have NO FUCKING CLUE what having to wear a mask is actually like. So, until you've worn a mask even half as much as hospital staff did BEFORE the pandemic, STFU and sit the hell down. We don't want to hear your complaints. I mean, your kids can wear one for a few hours in school without complaining. Why can't you? So what if it's a minor inconvenience? It's not a major one, like not being able to breath ad then having an endotracheal tube shoved down your throat because you got COVID-related pneumonia and your lungs are turning into cement.

You're bigger babies than the twice-impeached, Florida retiree, FFS! You're being asked to wear a mask while you're out and about, to help protect yourself and others. Why can't you be a good neighbor? Why do you have to be such dicks? What happened to being "good Christians"? Your behavior is anything but. Your Jesus wouldn't even acknowledge you.

You antimaskers and antivaxxers are pathetic, and really make me want to puke.

Note: This isn't directed at DUers. This is just a rant at the antimasker/antivaxxer crowd from a really pissed off nurse.

[barbtries]

22. it's a good rant.

selfishness and immaturity are the hallmarks of the anti-mask, anti-vax contingent.

[wnylib]

42. WWJI

Who would Jesus infect?

[GB_RN]

46. Republican Jesus...

Would infect everyone, apparently.

[keithbvadu2]

20. Blood of Jesus vaccine? Must be a weak God.

Blood of Jesus vaccine?

Must be a weak God.

People have died with that vaccine.

[Wounded Bear]

21. K & R...nt

[The Jungle 1]

23. I always get a kick out of the accepted depiction of Jesus.

He was from the Middle East. He was not white and he did not have a American movie star nose.
The depiction is stupid.
Now that is something that drives the right off a cliff.

[wnylib]

43. Me too. But people depict him in

their own image everywhere. Note the eyes in Russian Orthodox icons. They are dark brown, like his hair.

In South America, there is a painting of Jesus with Native American features and coloring, wearing colorful robes, not white.

There is an African painting of Jesus with black, braided hair and darker skin.

[DFW]

44. Didn't you know? Look closely

Leonardo DiCaprio is Jesus

[The Jungle 1]

45. That ain't what they taught me in Catholic school?

[DFW]

47. Maybe at that time, they weren't aware that DiCaprio would be such a big star

Maybe he hadn't even been born yet, and they were clairvoyant!

Although creativity was never reputed to be a strong point of Catholic schools.........

[Initech]

24. That first one is great!

[FakeNoose]

25. Nice collection! Allow me to add a few of my favorites

[housecat]

35. more good ones thanks

[Oldtimeralso]

26. Yes that ship has sailed...

[RANDYWILDMAN]

27. Pathetic and sad

But not unexpected

[Blue Owl]

30. K&R

[planetc]

31. kick, kick, kickety kick!

[malaise]

32. Great thread

Rec

[CrispyQ]

33. Too bad the "mark of the beast" toon won't be published on any right wing sites.

Their little MAGA heads would explode.

[housecat]

34. Thanks! These deserve a place in a 2021 time capsule

[malaise]

36. Happy 16th anniversarry on DU

[monkeyman1]

37. I heard republican's are running out of burial plot's ?

[LENNY0229]

38. GREAT STUFF! SEND THEM VIRAL!

[Grokenstein]

39. That RedBull parody cartoon is off the mark.

RedCaps don't go to Heaven. Any wings they might get will be leathery and batlike.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

48. Excellent.

Thanks for posting.

[Demovictory9]

49. K&R

[electric_blue68]

50. "stare at your own reflection since..." 😄

[Poiuyt]

51. Spot on!