"Folks, if you ever feel tempted to rent a backhoe and dig escape tunnels in the backyard"

[bigtree]

Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance
SAY GOODBYE TO PRETRIAL RELEASE: “Oath Keeper leader's estranged wife releases photographic evidence of his 'elaborate escape tunnels'”

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___Tasha Adams, the estranged wife of Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes, is providing photographic evidence of the "elaborate escape tunnels" he allegedly constructed in their backyard.

On Wednesday, a federal magistrate judge cited Adams' testimony about the escape tunnels in an order denying Rhodes bond on seditious conspiracy and other charges related to the Capitol insurrection.

A short time later, Adams posted photos corroborating her testimony.

"Folks if you ever feel tempted to rent a backhoe and dig escape tunnels in the backyard of your rental house, keep in mind it may come back to haunt you if you later attempt to overthrow the US government," Adams wrote.

https://www.rawstory.com/stewart-rhodes-2656485935/

[LetMyPeopleVote]

1. This guy is a nutcase and needs to be in custody

No bail for this idiot

[malaise]

2. That or keep the wife happy

[SCantiGOP]

8. She's had a restraining order on him

which he violated, and was hauled into court and the judge threatened to put him in jail if he didn't acknowledge that the order was lawful and that he had to stop trying to get her to retract what she had said about him.
So, she ain't happy and will keep harassing his miserable ass.

But the tunnels are a great idea, much better than my plan to hide under the bed if the Deep State ever comes to get me.

[malaise]

12. One more women hating monster

Let's thank her

[Captain Zero]

16. He was never home. Always out digging tunnels.

That's why she's the estranged wife.

Probably all muddy and nasty when he did get back inside the house.

[malaise]

22. Well there you have the proverbial

Hell hath no fury like a women scored (or ABUSED)

[monkeyman1]

35. just like the TFG , digging a deeper hole to put his pos ass in !!!!!!!!!!!

[obamanut2012]

44. She is estranged because he was abusive to her and the kids

She had a restraining order he kept breaking.

This isn't funny.

[Carlitos Brigante]

3. Even Elmer J Fudd would be able to catch this dweeb. nt

[lagomorph777]

26. We'we hunting insuwectionists?

[Carlitos Brigante]

27. .

.

[Poiuyt]

31. LOL!

[lame54]

4. That's where they caught Saddam

[KS Toronado]

5. Maybe he dug them to escape zombies

[plimsoll]

6. Was this before he shot his eye out?

Cause he seems to have both functional in that photo.

[SCantiGOP]

10. He has acknowledged that he doesn't need the eye patch

He has a vision problem in one eye, but the eye itself does not look odd and there is no other reason for the patch than the fact that, in his mind, it makes him look like a really cool militia dude.

[OMGWTF]

21. What's really badass is the glasses over the eye patch. /s/

[plimsoll]

29. So COSplay.

You know, at least the furries aren’t trying to overthrow the government.

[mahina]

42. I thought he shot himself in the eye during an accidental firearm discharge?

No?

[SCantiGOP]

43. That's what I've heard

[JCMach1]

7. This is bougie suburban Dallas

Where's he escaping to? Olive Garden?

[okaawhatever]

40. OMG Too funny. 😂😂😂. nt

[CTyankee]

52. what does "bougie" mean?

I grew up in Dallas...long ago...

[JCMach1]

54. Urban Dictionary definition

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bougie

You are welcome

[Traildogbob]

9. Toss em in his fucking hole

A cement it shut. Give him one gun and one bullet.

[screamcheese]

11. Eypatch guy's wife was abused

According to WFFA Local News out of Dallas eyepatch guy has an estranged wife, Tasha Adams.
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"Yeah, it's really stressful," Tasha Adams said in an interview with WFAA from her home in rural Montana, near the Canadian border. "I thought there was about a 0% chance the he would have any chance of getting out at all. It's just really stressful. Now, he has nothing to lose, you know."

Adams is legally separated from Stewart Rhodes and is the mother of his six children. She filed for divorce in 2018.

"I think it looks really bad for him," she said, of the seditious conspiracy charge. "I think he's got a tough case in front of him, and I think he might be in a lot of trouble."

The trouble, she said, she fears is from someone who was abusive, unbalanced and violent. Although, she admitted Rhodes hasn't made any recent threats against her.

RELATED: Federal judge to decide within 48 hours if Oath Keeper founder will remain in custody until trial for alleged role in Jan. 6 Capitol attack

"You know, he's not the only narcissist, sociopath out there. There's a whole lot of them. And most of the times the victims never get believed. And I am in this strange, strange little window here where other people can see what he's like," Adams said, when asked about her willingness to continue talking about Rhodes. "There's not anywhere I can truly hide. It's almost not an option."

Adams remains active on Twitter. She has had a GoFundMe page for nearly a year now, asking for help paying for her divorce which is not yet finalized.

"I made a very bad investment. I invested my entire life into putting my husband through school and law school. And now, I'm basically qualified to work at McDonalds at 50 years old. So, it's a little rough you know," Adams said.

"Yeah. He was a bad investment."

A bad investment, she plans to keep warning people about, whether he's in jail or not.

"His first purpose is not so much politics as it is pushing himself forward," she said. "He views himself as a very special person in history. He gets his chance on the stand to tell his side. He really does believe everyone will side with him and everyone will believe him."

[SergeStorms]

20. "Views himself as a very special person....

in history". Well, he's certainly not a very special person in HERstory!

He lives in a rental property. I wonder what the owner thinks of Rhodes's modifications to the property? He had to knock part of the foundation out to have access to his "ingenious" escape tunnel.

When I first saw the picture, I thought the genius tunneled into the septic tank. It would have been perfectly ironic.

[obamanut2012]

45. The landlord approved of what he did

As per Ms. Adams, and even helped Eyepatch with the backhoe.

[L. Coyote]

51. For rent, 3 bedroom w/ two escape tunnels. Criminals only need apply.

[SergeStorms]

53. He must be an "Oaf Keeper" as well.

Dodo birds of a feather, and all that.

I'm sure the owner will be happy to know the FBI has started a jacket on him now too. These bozos will all be in prison before this is over. They might be good with guns, but their brains aren't fully loaded.

[OMGWTF]

23. One eye gun guy went to law school?!?

[Hekate]

33. Yes. It's an all too common mistake here to think all MAGAs & Insurrectionists are uneducated...

…and stupid.

[okaawhatever]

41. Yale Law School, believe it or not. nt

[obamanut2012]

46. Yale -- Ms. Adams paid his way with her money

[IronLionZion]

14. Deep state might still find him underground

especially since the Underground is Democratic

[OMGWTF]

24. I see what you did there - good one!

[UTUSN]

15. "if tempted" - don't tell your wife or let her take pics!1

[Evolve Dammit]

17. Yale man. Figures

[Emile]

18. Typical republican idiot.

[Captain Zero]

19. It seems to me if the coup had succeeded,

This is the first guy Bannon and Stone would have disappeared as soon as they could have anyway.
Am I right,?

[FSogol]

25. Did the press get a picture of his, "no girls allowed" sign?

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

28. Just where did he tunnel to...

El Chapo had great tunnels...where was this guy tunneling to🤔. Can you tunnel outside of your own backyard, does your HOA have rules about this...I have questions...

[roamer65]

30. Pull in a septic tank "honey dipper" truck and let it loose into the holes.

[TygrBright]

32. I would be so tempted to put huge rocks on the entrances when he's inside. n/t

[sop]

34. These Oaf Creepers always look like they crawled out from under a rock.

[Grokenstein]

36. Can't stop thinking about animal rescue videos now

...imagining Cap'n Crud in the OP flailing about, bawling like a stuck (elephant/cow) calf until local villagers can get a rope under his arms.

"Dig Your Own Grave and Save!" -- Troy McClure

[calimary]

37. Was he hunting for his eyepatch?

Maybe it fell down a rabbit hole…

[Downtown Hound]

38. I see that picture and all I think is:

Apparently Vern from Stand By Me is still looking for that jar of pennies.

[Drum]

39. I'm sorry, but digging tunnels in the yard of a RENTAL house????

[obamanut2012]

47. His landlord approved

It is mindblowing.

[Hortensis]

48. Lol. Too ridiculous. His insurance company will no doubt

be insisting he fill this hazard in to keep his policy in force. And he'll need to before he can rent it again.

[Drum]

50. Omg

[Blue Owl]

49. Aww, how cute -- hiding in the bunker, just like tRump...