This is the first version of my new Facebook reply for the GOP sites:
I think that all the fluoride in the water is triggering the mind control aspect of these drugs. You see, the mind controllers planned this 50 years ago as part of the plot to overturn Amerikka and weaken our moral fiber. And we all know that if you do not get enough moral fiber in your diet, your natural immunity to facts and logic will weaken.
So after years of swallowing this Commie water, the built up fluoride combines in our morally fiber deficient system with the Bill Gates mind control drugs and we all turn into sheep. And how are we going to wear our red hats if we are all sheep?
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Makes perfect sense to me! 
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