White pine needle tea to keep 'pure blood' people from getting contaminated by the vaxxed 🤦‍♀️

[Nevilledog]

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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
A new vaccine conspiracy. Apparently, if you drink tea made from white pine needles it will prevent unvaccinated ‘pure blood’ people from getting contaminated if they get near people who are “shedding” their covid vaccine.


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7:58 PM · Jan 31, 2022

Of course it's "white" pine needles.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. I think some evil people get a huge kick out of fabricating stuff like this and "drink urine". . nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. Yet, a "News" organization reports this as something legitimate.

Poor fuckers who live within the bubble don't have a chance....

[Hekate]

8. I think the whole Q phenomenon is the product of one or a few sick & evil minds...

… seeing how far they can push people into insanity.

[happybird]

2. OMG, they're turning into Death Eaters

That was NOT on my 2022 Bingo card.

Signed,
A Mudblood of the Ancient and Noble House of DU

[Hekate]

7. Likewise. Who thinks up this crap?

Do we have a secret hand sign?

[Mr.Bill]

11. People who have invested in the white pine needle tea industry. n/t

[SergeStorms]

52. I resent that remark.

I'm heavily leveraged in both the white and green pine needle tea industry, and I solemnly swear I did not spread this rumor to enrich myself in any way, so stop saying that!

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. I am selling white pine needles for COVID protection.....you have to

pick your own.....$100.00/lb. Recommend 2 lbs per treatment.

[Retrograde]

16. Ah, so they're "organic" and "all-natural", then

You should raise your prices: just tack on a few marketing buzzwords like "estate-grown" or "heirloom" and you'll have them beating a path to your door. Fools and their money....

BTW, it's been a looonnnggg time since I've studied biology - just what is "virus shedding" supposed to mean here?

[OAITW r.2.0]

17. Peak contagion?

Not important, come to my estate grown, heirloom white pine needles. $150.00/lb. Recommend 3 lbs for best results.

[Nevilledog]

19. White Pine Needles of the Confederacy

[OAITW r.2.0]

20. We've been drinking it for generations!

Nobody died of Covid, ever.








Up to 2021.

[tosh]

21. Down here in Georgia we call it TURPENTINE.

Yummy. (NOT!)

[OAITW r.2.0]

25. You drink it, you get a little headache.

But, you hardly ever get covid.

[tosh]

32. You may be right...

[blogslug]

58. Oh, but it's not the virus that they they think can be shed

It's the vaccine. They think the vaccine is a contagion.

[jmowreader]

59. It's a rumor the antivaxers are spreading

The claim is that if you receive a vaccine, the COVID-19 virus particles in it will ooze through the pores in your skin and infect "purebloods."

This might be possible if any of these vaccines contained COVID-19 virus particles. However, Pfizer and Moderna don't use virus at all, and J&J uses a different virus to carry the spike protein into your immune system.

Also, how "pure" their blood is remains an open question, what with all the ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, zinc, urine, kerosene, strontium-90, lead, selenium tetraazide, arsenic, potassium cyanide, hydrazine, chlorine trifluoride, ammonium perchlorate and whatever else these assholes are relying on so they don't have to get vaccinated.

[OhZone]

4. Hysterically stupid.

[Baked Potato]

6. I prefer pine nuts, better brew, much less shed absorption. Nt

[druidity33]

9. I like white pine tea...

though mostly i tried it as a lark. I'm told it's a nice winter "tonic", though i tried it in the summer. Part of a wild edibles course i took. I wasn't particularly enthusiastic about the bugs though... who knows, maybe munching on roasted grasshoppers cures covid?

[SaintLouisBlues]

10. Euell Gibbons rides again!

[johnp3907]

34. I knew he was as right!

[jeffreyi]

43. My stepfather had a Ewell Gibbons joke:

When Ewell Gibbons went streaking, what did the people see?
Goldenrod and wild hickory nuts!

Yes, circa 1970's.

[panfluteman]

56. Wild Hickory Nuts Are Basically the Same as Wild Pecans

Both the Hickory and Pecan trees are members of the same Carya genus. Which in turn belong to the larger Juglandaceae or Walnut family of nut bearing trees.

[TreasonousBastard]

12. Actually, pine needles, white or otherwise, are a native...

concoction and supposedly quite good for you.

These "alternative uses" are pure bullshit, though.

Truth is, I had no idea until I searched. Even found a recipe for Christmas tree tea.

[niyad]

14. With any luck, these morrans will mistake yews for pines.

[Eyeball_Kid]

47. Ooo. n/t

[tanyev]

15. LOL, I guess drinking urine was a hard no for too many of them.

[Drum]

18. Also isolation. Isolation works.

Pine needles, really?

[niyad]

51. Pine needle tea has been used for a very long time.

[R Merm]

22. Hemlock makes a great tea also,

just saying maybe we can suggest that to them.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

23. When I was a kid

I chewed up a white pine needle.
It was truly one of the most awful things I ever put in my mouth.

I still remember that awful taste to today.

My sisters also said I ate grasshoppers. They saw the remains in my diapers.

Have no memory of what they tasted like.

[OAITW r.2.0]

38. I never tasted a pine needle that tasted good.

Spruce, White Pine, Cedar. Scottish pine.....they all suck. But, sure, drink the tea if you are a believer.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

41. Wont touch that tea with a 10 ft. Pole

No matter how much sugar you put in it.

[Ohio Joe]

24. Funny they use "pure blood"...

I’ve heard that theme before.

[shanti]

29. They apparently don't care

and are letting it all hang out now.

[Eyeball_Kid]

49. Yeah. What the hell is that?

What’s impure blood? Is “pure blood” a medical term?

Yes sir! You qualify as the next buyer of a four dollar cup of coffee because you have “pure blood.” And as an added bonus, your white pine needle tea will get into your pure blood, seek out those nasty COVIDS, and knock them senseless.

[Botany]

26. Just go right to the source .... drink some turpentine

Turpentine is poisonous if swallowed. ... Some people develop an allergy to turpentine when exposed to it for a long time. Turpentine exposure causes eye irritation, headache, dizziness and vomiting. Breathing or swallowing also causes kidney and bladder irritation.

But if you have any paint brushes with oil based paint on them in your stomach this might help.

[OAITW r.2.0]

40. Great brush cleaner.....

and I liked the smell. Never got high. but I loved clean-up.

[panfluteman]

57. The Turpentine Sold in Hardware Stores is Poisonous...

If you read the fine print, it says, "De-Natured Spirits of Turpentine" The "De-Natured" part tells you that it's not natural, and therefore toxic. In aromatherapy, the natural spirits of Turpentine is called Terebinth, and it is used therapeutically in small doses, like other essential oils.

[electric_blue68]

27. Not for covid but making a pine needles tea is a survival...

tip. Tastes awful (the tanins, I think) they say.

But it has a lot of Vit C.

[Hekate]

28. Reminds me I should probably sweep my driveway...

Some of those trees are “shedding” all right. I might be able to make my fortune.

[Eyeball_Kid]

50. I've got these huge bay leaf trees in my back yard,

and I know that someone likes bay leaves, but hell, why bother?

[GB_RN]

30. Jesus...I Just Can't Even...

Just when I think I've seen it all with these people, they come up with some new level of stupidity that surpasses the depths to which they've sunk before. I mean they've plumbed depths that would rival the Challenger Deep in the Marianas Trench, but this goes far beyond that. FFS...🤦‍♂️

[DENVERPOPS]

33. Next will be

Dixie cups of Kool Aid............

[GB_RN]

36. If They Want To Drink Cyanide Laced Kool-Aid...

They can certainly be my guest. It will be a lot faster than COVID has been for doing Darwin's work, and it won't have the nasty side effect of taking some of us with them.

[ProfessorGAC]

61. At Least That Actually Does Stop COVID

Dead bodies are a rotten environment for viruses and since they're not breathing, they can't be spreaders!
I think you're onto something.
We need to get this on Telegram!

[GB_RN]

62. LOL!

N/T

[dchill]

31. Stay away from me: I'm shedding my vaxx!

[Kablooie]

35. So now they are protecting themselves from catching the vaccine.

Sheesh.

[Nevilledog]

44. That's been a thing for awhile.

[PurgedVoter]

37. You know what might help protect you from all the Vaxx shedding I do? Wear a mask.

Wear it right and get a good one.

[OAITW r.2.0]

42. They never thought of that.

Facemasks were an early indicator that you were anti-Trump.

[Turbineguy]

39. I'm betting there's not a lot of

profit in drinking your own urine.

Although I don't see why a few of them can't proclaim themselves to be God and sell their precious bodily fluids.

[OAITW r.2.0]

45. Limited commercial opportunity.

I guess I could drink my own piss if I was trying to survive, 100 miles from no where....but...that's it. Dying before I start drinking other peep's urine to survive. I have boundaries.

[bringthePaine]

46. its cool - I'm setting up a white-pine needle-exchange program - practice Safe Vax, peeps!

[cadoman]

53. you know, we _do_ have a vaccine for this illness, right?

Developed, tested, and verified by the top scientists and medical professionals on the planet.

It's rigorously tested, completely safe, highly effective, and free. Maybe try it?

[cayugafalls]

54. I have a white pine tree that was struck by lightning. Gonna package them up and put a sign up.

Bet my neighbors hit me up...

I'll gladly sell them a ziplock of my "Miracle Covid Needle Tea" for $25 bucks a bag...

The Tree that was Blessed by the Almighty! Touched by God! Drink up!

[panfluteman]

55. Heck - Pine Needle Tea is Delicious and Nutritious - It's Very Rich in Vitamin C.

When I lived in New Mexico, I used to collect the balsam (needle-less small branches) of the Pinyon Pine (Pinus edulis) and either chew them or brew them up in teas - it was great for stimulating digestion and healing the gut. I would also collect the resin of the Pinyon Pine and dissolve it into heated Grapeseed or Olive Oil to make a great massage oil. At the Santa Fe Farmer's Market every Saturday, herbalists would sell their Trementina Salve, which was made from Pinyon Pine resin - great stuff, and effective against a whole range of skin conditions. Not only is the Pinyon Pine the State Tree of New Mexico - it's also New Mexico's healing tree! Hhhmmm... although I no longer live in New Mexico, I still have a cannister of Pinyon Pine balsam - I think I'll go and munch on some right now...

[TygrBright]

60. "WHITE" pine needle tea, for the "PURE BLOOD"?

Do these fools have NO ability to sense when someone's having them on?

LOL... P.T. Barnum was wrong. There's not one born every minute... more like a dozen.

They are being systematically milked of cash by the most brass-faced set of hustlers I've seen in my lifetime.

Sad.

Well, maybe not really sad. But... dayum!

amusedly,
Bright