Pence's Chief of Staff clearly has the Slobfather

[malaise]

worried shitless - Folks should send him more Depends

[MiHale]

1. Let him ruin a few carpets...

Why make it easy on him?

[ShazzieB]

36. Seriously, let him pay for his own damned Depends!

If he's too broke, maybe Jarvanka can spare a few 💵 from the 💰💰💰💰💰 they scammed during their time in the White House.

[calimary]

48. Beat me to it, ShazzieB!

DON’T send him any Depends. He grifted more than enough off us taxpayers to be able to pay for his own. And RETAIL. NOT wholesale.

[NCjack]

2. Bad time to be Donnie's ass wiper and cleaner-upper.

[Harker]

3. Can't quite think of a good time... n/t

[NCjack]

7. When Donnie is agitated, he shits like this rhino

]

Impossible to keep up with the cleaning.

[Harker]

9. Alright.

Maybe some times are worse than others.

[VWolf]

10. LOL If you listen carefully at the end, you can hear a woman say "I think we're done here" n/t

[Brother Buzz]

23. That's an Oppih, sometimes called a snubnosed anteater

[calimary]

49. I'm on the floor! HOWLING!

… I can’t breathe …

[calimary]

50. Damn you, Brother Buzz! Now I'm not gonna get one thing done all day!

[SeattleVet]

43. Looks and sounds like one of his 'rally' speeches.

[11 Bravo]

4. As long as Ted Cruz has a tongue, Trump will have a squeaky-clean ass.

[MyOwnPeace]

5. Oh, I think Lindsey might have some claims to that job......

[mitch96]

12. I think they do a tag team like in wrestling... or what ever you call it now...nt

[Duncanpup]

8. I need to get this on a bumper sticker

[malaise]

20. ROFL

[Doremus]

21. omg

omg so funny

[calimary]

51. STOP IT!!! I'm almost crippled from laughter!

Geez, you guys…

[leftieNanner]

6. Because he was in the "Room Where It Happened"

Just because you can't get the superior officer to testify, doesn't mean that the second in command can't provide valuable info.

I think Short is a Pence guy all the way and he's likely royally pissed at the way the Slobfather has treated him.

[Marthe48]

18. I'll be glad when U.S. people all the way testify

so we move away from the singular hero worship, brown-nosing, opportunistic we've fallen prey to.

Not that short isn't doing the right thing, even if for the wrong reasons :/

[Leghorn21]

11. Also, his former counsel, Greg Jacob, was at a J6 mtg today, and his NatSec advisor, Keith

Between Short, Jacob and Kellogg, a significant portion of the Pence brain trust has now cooperated with the Jan. 6 committee — to what extent is still somewhat unclear.

Link to tweet

Kellogg has apparently already paid a visit—

Did they plead the fifth or speak freely? I dunno

[malaise]

15. Oh My!

The Party's Over for the Slobfather

[Evolve Dammit]

32. This is encouraging.

[FakeNoose]

13. The story about Marc Short - he really detests Chump

Marc Short worked for Mike Pence as a legislative staffer, and then he became Pence's Chief of Staff.

Chump had a revolving door, everyone who worked for him either quit or got fired after a short time. (We all know the reason why.) So after John Kelly left under a cloud, Chump tried to hire Marc Short to come and work for him. Short refused, and I'm pretty sure Mike Pence didn't want to lose him either. Long story short, Chump eventually got Mick Mulvaney, who only lasted less than a year. Then he was out and Chump got Mark Meadows who lasted till the end of Chump's term, about a year.

Nobody wants to work for Chump. And whenever they do, they end up regretting it.

[malaise]

25. Very interesting

I’m betting he was part of the reason Pence didn’t get into the car that Jan 6 afternoon

[FakeNoose]

29. I'll bet you're right about that

I'm sure he knew about the plot because he was tight with Pence for the entire time.
Pence wouldn't have kept any secrets from him, I don't think.

[malaise]

31. Would be lovely to hear in prime time

[cannabis_flower]

16. If he's worried shitless

He shouldn’t need the depends.

[calimary]

52. Great point!

[Kingofalldems]

17. Kick and rec all Trump traitor posts.

[Escurumbele]

22. We don't know how much Pence's COS said, or if he took the 5th

We are all hoping he told all, but we don't know yet.

[tblue37]

44. It doesn't take 6-7 hours to take the fifth.

[Poiuyt]

24. I'd like to see Pence himself testify

Too bad he still thinks he can be president.

[malaise]

26. THIS

Put up or shut up!

[Poiuyt]

27. You know that Pence must hate Trump

He could tell some stories!

[malaise]

28. But does he hate him more than he fears him?

[Poiuyt]

30. No, Pence is spineless and obsequious

?

[Evolve Dammit]

33. Think he'd say anything truthful? I have deep doubts of Mikey's integrity, but who knows?

He did fill in for Laura Ingraham after all.

[Poiuyt]

35. I think if resigned himself to the fact that his political career is over, he'd be honest

I think he really hates Trump because he sees him as an immoral man. But right now, he'll just keep hiding so he doesn't have to say anything bad about the GOP cult leader.

[ShazzieB]

37. Ding, ding, ding!

Like most of the other repukes (except the few outliers like Liz Cheney who are too pissed off to care anymore), Pence is deathly afraid of offending Trump. He still has hopes of eventually running for potus and doesn't want to rock the boat if he can help it.

The irony is TFG's cult members hate him because he didn't follow orders on January 6, and almost everyone else sees him for the spineless, Trump-enabling weasel that he is, so I don't know who he thinks would vote for him.

I absolutely agree that Pence hates Trump but will avoid saying anything bad about him for as long as he can. I don't think he'll outright lie for Trump, though, and he might just end up having to throw Trump under the bus whether he wants to or not. Even though he resisted actively complying with the plot to screw up the electoral vote certification, he also passively stood aside while Trump schemed to invalidate a fair election that ALL of the states had signed off on. He might have to testify against his dear leader before it's all said and done.

[Evolve Dammit]

39. By George, I think you nailed it! (Not sure where that expression came from...)

[Kid Berwyn]

34. Diaper Don at Wrestlemania

Link to tweet

It’s a real thing.

https://bleedingcool.com/tv/dave-bautista-claims-donald-trump-wore-diaper-at-wrestlemania-match/

And I do mean, “It.”

[malaise]

38. I believe you

The Slobfather’s is up shit creek without a paddle.
The party is over.

[Evolve Dammit]

40. His college roomate called him "Diaper Don" as he would get shit-faced drunk and have "accidents."

[Mr. Ected]

41. If Pence is seriously considering a run in 2024, he needs to own what he did on 1/6

BFD if that alienates the Trump base. Essentially he's ALREADY alienated that base. Why not own what he did and campaign on WHY he did it? I mean, no way Mike Pence would ever get the nomination, but hey, if he played his cards right he might appeal to the Liz Cheney element of the GOP.

[Whiskeytide]

46. Yeah. Something else is keeping Pence quiet. Even he ...

… isn’t stupid enough to think he can win the votes of people who chanted “hang Mike Pence”. Well, I guess he is stupid enough, but I don’t think he’s expecting that miracle.

I don’t know what his motivation is, but it’s not a fear of rejection by the base. That ship has sailed.

[Blue Owl]

42. I hope he's stewing in his own tepid, rotten filth

Occasionally the folks at Maga Lardo report hearing a squishy sound, followed by a brown trail and a terrible smell…

[H2O Man]

45. Recommended.

[czarjak]

47. Marc Short was as hard-core as you could get. Believe me. Ass-covering Ass.

Kicking and screaming, Marco?

[calimary]

53. Funniest DU thread EVER!!!

Every time I think about some of the posts here, I’m back down on the floor!