MSM-"All Aboard the Pence Rehabilitation Tour"

[maxrandb]

"What a great patriot! Look, instead of looking longingly at Donnie Dipshit like a groom on this wedding night, he kinda gives a wry smile instead".

Olympic judges would give him an 11 in flexibility.

Pence has his head so for up Donnie Dipshits ass he could see Red Square.

Moving your lips from scrotum to left butt cheek now counts as "distancing yourself".

What a world!

[Bluethroughu]

1. Pence saved no one but himself, he knew the Seditious Conspiracy...

He also knew IF he had acted in that final denial of the election, he would have implied to the fascists, it's time to stop out Democracy and he didn't have the guts without the glory of being the President. This time IF he were to win, things will be different.

He's a loser like trump, just modified in speech and appearance.

Hell is empty and the devils are all here.

[underpants]

2. Houseplants gonna houseplant

In perfectly typical character arch, Pence didn’t actually do anything. He just didn’t do what he couldn’t do and now people are trying to make that some sort of accomplishment.

Cracks me up.

[Bluethroughu]

3. I love that houseplants gonna houseplant, exactly!

Thanks for the morning chuckle.

[blm]

4. ✔️

[Solly Mack]

5. Exactly