God

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40 Of The Most Savage Things God Has Said On Twitter (New Pics)
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-hilarious-god-tweets-thetweetofgod/

[sheshe2]

1. Recommend 👆

[RussBLib]

2. this guy is very good on Facebook too

err, Meta, or whatever.

presuming it's the same guy.

[sheshe2]

4. These were 👍

[underpants]

6. Yes. Yes...

God is good.

[LittleGirl]

10. Guy? It's a woman! eom

[RussBLib]

14. so be it!! nt

[LittleGirl]

20. Honestly, I don't know who runs the account

But God is definitely a man. Right? Mother goddess, woman.
God? Who knows?

[L. Coyote]

24. Logic dictates ...

No gender, because God created everything,including genders, so no gender beforehand.

Thank God for simple logic. Also, note the pronouns:

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod

Link to tweet

[Farmer-Rick]

34. He he...

Love it.

I was just trying to convince someone of that just the other day

[Bayard]

3. K&R

Excellent!

[Wounded Bear]

5. Ok, that got a chuckle...

or maybe a few chuckles.

[KS Toronado]

7. Next time a anti-vaxer complains about the vaccine to me

I'll respond with " yea, it's a secret government plot to keep people alive, how dare Biden do that"
Of course the very last is sarcasm on my part.

[DENVERPOPS]

8. I don't know about God,

but I do know that Mother Nature has finally put her foot down and is going to teach humans just who is in charge.
She is completely frustrated at how we are treating HER planet and is dramatically acting out.

Volcanoes, Wild Fires, Droughts, Famine, Floods, Hurricanes, Tornadoes, extreme hot and cold weather, etc etc etc

Those weren't working, so she released a potent virus to make her point.............

[niyad]

18. Exactly. One of my favourite bumper stickers: God is coming and is SHE pissed!

[bahboo]

9. ok...now this is a god I could follow....

but Betty White though...that is fucked up....

[momta]

46. But he seems truly repentant.

Maybe we could impose a penance of taking an equally famous--but shitty--person too. I have a few in mind.

[Tommymac]

11. I follow God.

And I am agnostic.

[patphil]

12. I loved them all except the last one.

As an non-official consultant to God , I would have advised him to say:

I made Betty White an offer she couldn't refuse. Now she has the most beautiful set of wings I could make.

[calimary]

25. My favorite is the next-to-last one.

“If you think I’m pro-life you’ve never read the Old Testament.”

LOVE it, LOVE it, LOVE it!

[crickets]

13. I love these! Thanks for the laughs. nt

[L. Coyote]

15. I am a follower of God because He has a great sense of humor

for a really old white guy.

Link to tweet

[Lonestarblue]

17. I have become addicted to Wordle--another great way to waste time when I have chores to do!

[underpants]

21. That's funny.

[keithbvadu2]

16. Jesus did not own a gun either.

[KS Toronado]

35. He didn't need one

He had lighting bolts at his fingertips if he ever needed then.

[keithbvadu2]

36. Yeah! Right wingers don't trust Jesus for that.

[calimary]

38. LOVE this!

[PatrickforB]

19. Pretty funny.

Some really great quotes there.

[Vinca]

22. Never thought I'd utter "God is wise."

[Poiuyt]

23. K&R

[Snackshack]

26. I like this...

God.

[niyad]

27. If one goes to the link, there is a link to still more of god's tweets.

[underpants]

29. Yes. I just offered a tease.

[niyad]

31. They are wonderful.

[DeeDeeNY]

28. These are fantastic!

[WVreaper]

30. In God we trust!

[aka-chmeee]

32. Not really my thing,

I think I could follow this guy......tentatively.

[Ferrets are Cool]

33. I am in love

with God.

[Xolodno]

37. You know, the first commandment God gave in the Bible...

...was to have sex.

Genesis 1:28 says to be fruitful and multiply.

[catrose]

39. And the last one we kept

[smirkymonkey]

40. I like the one about dogs owning people!

I think we should try that for a while!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

42. Cats might have something to say about that!

KY.......

[smirkymonkey]

45. Oh, c'mon! Dogs would give us our own little beds and the best scraps of food.

And they would take us out and play with us and cuddle with us at night! They would be the coolest owners.

[underpants]

44. As the prophecy foretold 😁

[KY_EnviroGuy]

41. God and Jeff Tiedrich must be twins.

KY........

[KY_EnviroGuy]

43. Underpants, you should assemble those into a book and call it "The Bible".

Oh, wait.......


Thanks for posting this. I really needed some chuckles today.....