Wait...wut?!?? Hudson (OH) mayor thinks ice fishing leads to prostitution

[Nevilledog]

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Amanda Weinstein
@ProfWeinstein
Hudson mayor thinks ice fishing leads to prostitution! Put your poles away boys!*

*Same guy who thinks creative writing classes are child pornography.


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6:26 AM · Feb 9, 2022

[Bettie]

1. That is possibly the weirdest take on

well, anything, I've seen in a while.

They are becoming even more unhinged. Is there an end or will they keep getting nuttier?

[brooklynite]

34. Maybe someone told him that catching fish involved hooking them...

[Bettie]

36. OK, that is funny

but I am still mystified by the leaps of logic the right wing mind finds.

[Irish_Dem]

2. Someone is doing quite a bit of projection.

Accusing everyone else of sexually improper behavior.

[lame54]

6. Chanty? - As in song?...

Footloose on ice

[ARPad95]

27. Shanty is a small, crudely built shack

How else are those fishermen's "poles" supposed to warm-up after they've been dipping in the frigid holes all day long?

[lame54]

35. Do blowfish charge by the hour?

[lagomorph777]

16. Yeah, looks like he's got some serious kinks.

[Irish_Dem]

24. Yep. We can even tell what the kinks are by his accusations.

[Fullduplexxx]

3. Yea ohio has gone stupid

[Kaleva]

4. It's a slippery slope. Many a ice shack has turned into a house of ill repute.

[milestogo]

32. But its a highly specialized fetish.

Literally freezing your naughty bits off, that is.

[Kaleva]

37. The most important naughty part is snug as a bug in a rug

[Srkdqltr]

5. Ask him how he knows??

[WA-03 Democrat]

14. By all means

Support this assertion!
This may be the key to saving liberal western democracies

🥶🎣

[sarisataka]

7. I ain't saying nuttin'

What happens in the ice house stays in the ice house.

[madinmaryland]

18. I've been drinking Ice House beer for years and nuthin has ever happened...

That I can recall !!!

[sarisataka]

20. .

[Solly Mack]

8. Careful on that manufactured slippery slope there. Might hit your head - again.

[Bev54]

9. Holy shit

I live in Canada and we have ice fishing shanties (tents) all over the lakes. It never occurred to me it was all about prostitution, those wily buggars.

[Silent3]

10. Prostitution? I thought they were all just master baiters. n/t

[Alpeduez21]

15. You win the internet.

[lagomorph777]

19. Boom!

[calimary]

29. Barrump-bump!

[Ocelot II]

11. The Ice House Of The Rising Sun...

Oh, mother, tell your children
Not to do what I have done,
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the Ice House of the Rising Sun.

[Sneederbunk]

12. Often wondered what they did in those huts.

[Emile]

13. Bwhaha Onion?

[Nevilledog]

26. If only.

[Alpeduez21]

17. I don't know who the guy sitting next to the speaker is

but his reaction to "prostitution" was awesome. Kept his composure, though. Props.

[William769]

21. You are sticking a pole into a hole.

[Nevilledog]

22. I think the pole is just hole adjacent.

[PittBlue]

23. We have seen that nut on the Cleveland news before.

Hudson is such a beautiful town….too bad that imbecile is the mayor. I loved the look on the face of the man sitting next to him!

[Ohio Joe]

25. bwahahahahahaha

The guy on the right... His expression is priceless, pure 'WTF is this guy talking about'

[calimary]

28. Who the hell VOTES for idiots like this?

He’s a MAYOR??? I wouldn’t trust this guy with command of a pencil sharpener, much less a city.

[Emile]

30. Republicans in Hudson, Ohio

[haele]

38. Well, if it's only a figurehead position, this might be their way of shutting him up.

Keeps him off a soapbox in the middle of a town square. Is he the feeble-witted scion of a former monied town bigwig and this is how they keep him from using his trust fund to upset the applecart with his nonsense?
He sounds too incompetent to be elected town dog-catcher.

Haele

[kacekwl]

33. Are they all

Drunk ?

[LNM]

39. I better tell my sister!!

My B-I-L spends all his time in his ice shanty. I don't think she suspects a thing!


Wait a minute! He invited me to his ice shanty. Ewww.

[leftyladyfrommo]

40. It does and your ears fall off. That's absolutely true.

I heard it first hand from my friend's friend.

[Nevilledog]

41. Your ears or the prostitute's ears? Needs more research.

[leftyladyfrommo]

42. Going to prostitutes causes important body parts

to just fall off. It happened to my great uncle. His leg fell off.

[Nevilledog]

43. 🤣