I Support the Gazpacho Police...

[lame54]

Because I'm a Progresso

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. No wonder so many cons love her, she is as dumb as a rock as are they.

[NewHendoLib]

2. That's some purre good humor!

[L. Coyote]

34. Legitimate grammatical discourse.

[tanyev]

3. *snort*

[Cuthbert Allgood]

4. I like my Gazpacho with a tasty hamberder

and a steaming cup of covfefe.

Hard to differentiate between the Trump crew and Idiocracy.

[Roland99]

5. Ha. Well-played!

[livetohike]

6. Thanks for the laugh lame54! n/t

[jpak]

7. LOL!!122

Good one

[HappyCynic]

8. Your support for the Gazpacho Police...

I may come across as brothing at the mouth but your support for the Gazpacho Police is puree evil.

[dchill]

10. I see what you did there.

[mitch96]

26. Meh, tomato / tomAhhto.......nt

[hippywife]

9. Fuck the Gazpacho!

[The Wizard]

11. Can anyone be a worse example?

Soup Nazi: From Seinfeld to the House of Representatives

[whathehell]

21. Yes, she's talking' bout Soup Nazis!

[yardwork]

43. Do you mean wurst?

It's good with soup.

[The Wizard]

44. That too.

[getagrip_already]

12. we don't need no stinkin barillo......

But it is Wednesday. Where is anthony?

[bucolic_frolic]

13. Yes, yes yes ... lawn signs all over ... We Supoort the Gazpacho Police

[L. Coyote]

36. And variations thereupon.

The #GazpachoPolice can have my spoons when they pry them out of my cold soup.

[FrankBooth]

14. It's obvious that Speaker Pelosi

is a radical teriyaki who plans to use her secret gazpacho to send honest, god-fearing GOP congressmen to the Siberian goulash.

[L. Coyote]

39. That sounds chilling. Nacho ordinary.

Link to tweet

[George II]

15. If anyone is mystified by this, here's the source. BTW, Boebert chimed in with...

..."and there enlies the problem!"

Link to tweet

[Jedi Guy]

16. Figured some whizkid on the right had mixed up Gestapo and gazpacho.

I am not the least bit surprised it happened, and even less surprised it was this genius. Empty Greene is utterly ignorant and Boebert can barely string together a coherent sentence, but the True Believers™ on the right think they're leadership material. Given the word salad TFG regularly barfs out, I guess it's on brand, at least.

I'd laugh if it weren't so utterly pathetic.

[ShazzieB]

25. Thanks for this!

I figured some RWNJ had misspoken, but couldn't imagine what word "gazpacho" had been substituted for. This is hilarious!

[L. Coyote]

37. There are quite a few threads already, and the replies are pure gold.

There's even an account, of course.

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[George II]

38. Yes - even CNN has been laughing about it this afternoon. Hysterical.

[CaptainTruth]

17. I LOLd!

[3_Limes]

18. Defund the Gazpacho Police!!!

It's the right thing to do.

[NurseJackie]

19. Trump confused the Gazpacho with the Chick Pee Soup.

[NurseJackie]

20. Her constituents have all bean had.

[George II]

42. trump was president at one time, now he's a has bean.

[Texasgal]

22. No Gazpacho for YOU!

[George II]

27. Here's the actual Seinfeld Soup Nazi "Gazpacho" scene:

[monkeyman1]

35. personally, gives me the trot's !

[L. Coyote]

41. Souper

[Hekate]

23. What fresh hell is this? I can't stop laughing at all the DU replies...

[PatSeg]

24. Forgive me, but I just had to steal that!

[Pluvious]

28. Best reply was Mary Trump's ...

Link to tweet

Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump
So, she's talking about soup Nazis?

[Saoirse9]

29. I've met some members of the gazpacho police.

Link to tweet

?s=20&t=ySKgOlv8CNUEw6CICnbk3A

They are consommé professionals.

[Rebl2]

30. 👏👏👏

[rpannier]

31. Is she concerned about the Vichyssoise

I hear it collaborates with the Gazpacho
Very cold that Vichyssoise

[ColinC]

32. I imagine also there should be no messing around with a good Gazpacho

(something I still have not tried).

[L. Coyote]

33. DUzy. Damn Republicans want to defund the Gazpacho Police!

Marjorie Taylor Greene's worries about Pelosi's "Gazpacho Police"

[UnderThisLaw]

40. Now I know

what the police had against Eddy Grant. He couldn’t kick the cold vegetable soup habit.