Oh hell yes!! The internet's has GAZPACHO POLICE memes

[underpants]

Much overused gif but this is me this morning




















So this morning I see a tweet from Todd Starnes about Empty Greene. It was a transcript of what she said. The whole point of the former Fox News moron Starnes’s twitter seems to be for people to make fun of him. Everyone was replying “she didn’t say gestapo” as was in the transcript. Okay...no idea, then I see a clip on Morning Joe (Simpson’s Seinfeld Oliver Twist etc) and it all came together and I was howling laughing.

[MuseRider]

1. Can you believe this is where we are?

I can remember times I enjoyed listening to our legislators because they were smart and put their words together so nicely. You certainly cannot count on that anymore.

This is all funny but nothing is better than that simple tweet by AOC.

What a country.

[MissMillie]

2. What's sad is that she managed to get elected

despite her obvious stupidity.

Seriously--she is what the GA 14th thinks of as "qualified" to sit in the U.S. House of Representatives.

[MuseRider]

3. I live in Kansas

I hardly have room to complain about another state and their dumb asses!

I know, isn't it something? I thought at first we were being pranked but.......

[lonely bird]

25. Hell, I live in Ohio

The stupid is strong in this state. The redistributing maps just got kicked back again. Republicans keep trying to slide their bullshit by the courts and failing.

[MuseRider]

47. Same here.

They have chopped Dem cities out of NE counties and stuck them in with the farthest West counties. They are going to get away with it I fear unless the few Dems we have remember how they took care of this under Brownback. My god it sucks so much right now.

[underpants]

6. I've been there several times

Family there. My brother in law is a Republican- his folks are new Deal Union Dems.

She can’t lose there. BUT, she put in the work. Soccer fields and baseball diamonds on weekends. A friendly drive thru place let her press the flesh at their place. She put in the work. I have to give her that.

[Aviation Pro]

11. How is this work?

This is not work.

[underpants]

5. I don't like being negative but No

I remember when the Lions of the Senate came out to roar. Kennedy Byrd Dole John Warner etc. and it was worth watching just for the speech writing and presentation. I know she’s in the House but even there it used to be you got in there, started raising money, and did a few specific things to go back to your constituents with that. Now it’s out outraging each other everyday. Chasing after their own propaganda tail.

I have family that live in Empty Greene’s district. They think she’s a joke but she’ll never lose there.

[CTyankee]

15. Who was that Speaker that was always just sloshed enough to be congenial...

oh, yeah, the Boehner! He was fun...

[wryter2000]

16. Barbara Jordan

Every word out of her mouth was a gem.

[HighFired49]

23. Absolutely!

Probably the person who most influenced me to become a Democrat. She was wonderful.

[lastlib]

36. AMEN AND AMEN!!

Listening to her speech in the Nixon impeachment hearings cemented me as a liberal! She was a national treasure!!

[wryter2000]

38. She was also fabulous in the Bork hearings

I first encountered her in the Nixon hearings. I was so impressed with her.

Turns out, in high school she was the debate partner of a very well respected editor of romance novels and the founder of Romance Writers of America (which, sadly, is in death throes because of racism). And, Stacy Abrams writes romance. We romance writers are a very impressive bunch.

[pandr32]

33. Yes. Our legislators set a good example of proper decorum...once.

They exemplified an ideal of those who represented us in the halls of Congress. They inspired us and helped us to have confidence in and respect for the offices held.
Now we have brazen liars, jacket-less goofs, jean wearing mouthpieces, and garbage spewing clowns.

[Hortensis]

4. Agree, Ocasio-Cortez pretty much nailed how

MT came to be the best she could be.

[liberalla]

9. It's dangerous to read... you might learn something... and then where'd we be????

To hell in a hand basket! Ban the books!

[Hortensis]

14. Lol, reminds me of a part-time professor who had

absolutely no idea what I was talking about in something I'd read related to his field.

I'd already come to realize he was very conservative and begun to suspect he might have a tendency to mine the thick books he always had with him for confirmation of his beliefs. I didn't suspect the half of it.

We often wonder at the intense ignorance of people who simply aren't interested in knowing anything that conflicts with what they believe, or often anything at all, but here it was, impossibly, in someone who imagined he was, and managed to get work as, a scholar and academic.

A lot of things bring him to mind these days. Like Empty and her nonexistent book shelf.

[hippywife]

7. The one of her hanging the sign...

almost got a spit take from me.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. A double error to boot: Mispronounced a word she should not have been using.

Let's see how the Rethugs double-down on this one.

Thanks for posting this, underpants. Great chuckles for this morning!......

[MichaelSoE]

10. Here's one I made this morning and posted in the lounge.

[wryter2000]

39. I think it's keine Suppe fu(umlaut)r Ihnen oder fu(umlaut)r dich

I know dich is correct, informal.

[MichaelSoE]

42. Too be honest ... I have no idea. I just put it into a translator and that is what came back.

[wryter2000]

45. It's probably right, then

My German isn't all that good. I do know "dich" is correct, though, if you use the familiar.

[Lucky Luciano]

12. I for one will forgive her if she institutes sangria law!

[Harker]

13. You wouldn't hear me wining.

[lonely bird]

26. Well, that would not be grape.

Sorry, I’ll see myself out.

[L. Coyote]

17. Herr misstep was richly desserts. Nobody expects the Gazpacho Police.

Link to tweet

The ventriloquist died, the dummy lives on.

Link to tweet

Gazpacho Police are a reasonable response to weaponized stupidity.

Link to tweet

[underpants]

44. No Coup for you

That’s it ✅

[maxrandb]

18. Gazpacho Police, Ice Fishing Prostitutes and Spying Construction Workers

has anybody thought to unplug the Retrumplican Party, wait 10 seconds, and plug it back in?

[wryter2000]

20. At the very least

A virus scan.

[lonely bird]

28. Hell...

Throw the whole damn thing into a landfill and buy a new one.

[lonely bird]

27. I heard about ice fishing prostitution!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/02/10/ohio-ice-fishing-hudson-mayor-shanties-prostitution/6733155001/

The mayor of Hudson is an idiot!

[lastlib]

37. Why bother with plugging it back in??

If I was going to, I'd wait at least 10 YEARS! not 10 seconds.

But I'd prefer to just pull the plug and dump it in the landfill. Or an abandoned coal mine in Pennsylvania......

[wryter2000]

19. Just catching up with this

She honest to God said gazpacho police instead of Gestapo? Lord help us all.

[CaptainTruth]

21. Those bowl-ed me over. I'll be back in a ladle bit...

[underpants]

43. Double clap

[gab13by13]

22. I think the Gazpacho police drink too much covfefe.

[csziggy]

24. I'm waiting for someone with mad video skills to put MTG's face into this scene

[calimary]

29. That reference to the "turbo team" would have to be the "taco team."

I definitely think “…you should leave the turbo team.” They don’t offer chips or guacamole.

[PunkinPi]

30. This one has had me laughing since last night...

[TygrBright]

34. Oh, please... make this one an OP... I wanna rec it! n/t

[PunkinPi]

35. You got it...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216340142

[Hekate]

40. I want Mme Speaker's recipe! So chunky, so refreshing. Mmm-mm good.

[PatrickforB]

31. OK, by far my favorite meme here is 'Gazpacho Police:Justice Served Cold!'

That is hysterical.

[housecat]

32. But the chuckles!

[Hekate]

41. Sangria Law

[Hav]

46. Gazpacho Officer

Link to tweet