Trump claims Americans have to flush the toilet '10 times

[Peacetrain]

Suddenly it all makes sense!!!


https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/07/politics/trump-americans-flushing-toilets-intl/index.html

"President Donald Trump on Friday had a lot to say about toilets, sinks and showers.

The President claimed Americans are flushing their toilets “10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once” and argued that they are having difficulty with washing their hands in what appeared to be a tangent about low-flow sinks and toilets."



https://news.yahoo.com/trump-denies-clogging-white-house-163236530.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

Trump Denies Clogging White House Toilet With Flushed Records

[PJMcK]

1. And Trump never exaggerates (n/t)

[agingdem]

2. I'd say White House toilets

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are more discerning than Trump...toilet paper...one flush...top secret documents?...not so fast

[Peacetrain]

3. That is good!!!

[RockRaven]

4. He always blurts out the crimes he's committing... We just need to listen.

He's got criminal incontinence.

[Peacetrain]

5. Another good one!!

[malaise]

21. THIS

Lock him up!

[malaise]

22. THIS

Lock him up!

[berniesandersmittens]

6. We are still Putin up with his shit

Thanks guys. I can only speak in puns now. You broke me.

[Peacetrain]

7. It shows we are winning

when everything they do has us laughing (thinking of the gazpacho soup meme too )

[NCjack]

8. When TFG drops 1 gallon of shit into a 1-gallon toilet bowl, plus a couple of rolls of his butt-wipe

toilet paper, ripped porn photos, and ripped secret papers, more than 15 flushes and the best plunger will be necessary to force all of that down the toilet.

When toilets were designed and manufactured, none anticipated that Trump would perch on one in the White House.

I suspect that the White House architect had to remove the one Pres. Obama used and install for TFG a circular-sloped floor with collector drain to deal with the toilet over-flow from his shitting events.

The people who cleaned up after TFG should be quietly given large performance awards. For service beyond the call of duty.

[lagomorph777]

14. Trump's plumbers had a worse job than Nixon's plumbers.

[Peacetrain]

20. ROFL!!!

ah yep

[musclecar6]

9. So Now

Our national dunce ( his college professor at Wharton said he was “ the dumbest god damn student I ever had” ) in addition to being a medical expert on all things relating to covid is a leading voice on plumbing.

[Peacetrain]

19. Or how to quickly plug said same plumbing uo

as someone in the thread mentioned.. gives a whole new meaning to the term "plumbers" aka Nixon

[Leith]

10. Remember when he complained about dishwashers?

He said that there didn't use enough water to clean your dishes.

I'm thinking that nobody washed his dishes at all. Somebody just spit on them and told him they had been washed. Mystery solved.

[Peacetrain]

18. There has been so many of those comments .. we need someone who can

pull them all together... what a dufus he was

[sarcasmo]

11. Matthew Whitaker and his big boy toilets make sense now.

[Peacetrain]

17. missed that one!

[IcyPeas]

12. cartoon:

Link to tweet

[Peacetrain]

15. Loving that!!!!

[lagomorph777]

13. I've found that when my shit is loaded with top secret documents, it takes an extra flush.

I think he was exaggerating.

[Peacetrain]

16. The term real pant load.. suddenly seems so appropriate

[Hugin]

23. Top secret gives me gas.

I find probiotics help with a sluggish gut.

[WarGamer]

24. The first low-flow toilets WERE terrible

Modern low flow toilets work great...

And who needs to waste water??

[madinmaryland]

25. When trump takes a trump in toilet all those pounds of trump clogs the toilet.