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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Guess who's a dick? You're right if you guessed Ted Cruz is a dick. Because he is."
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Jeff Timmer
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Guess whos a dick? Youre right if you guessed Ted Cruz is a dick. Because he is.
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
Panicked Dems are floating Hillary 2024 rumors. Seems a good time to remind ourselves just how bad an idea that is:
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11:17 AM · Feb 11, 2022
Jeff Timmer
@jefftimmer
Guess whos a dick? Youre right if you guessed Ted Cruz is a dick. Because he is.
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
Panicked Dems are floating Hillary 2024 rumors. Seems a good time to remind ourselves just how bad an idea that is:
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11:17 AM · Feb 11, 2022
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"Guess who's a dick? You're right if you guessed Ted Cruz is a dick. Because he is." (Original Post)
Nevilledog
Feb 2022
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dalton99a
(81,486 posts)1. A dickless dick
Nevilledog
(51,104 posts)2. Perfect
stopdiggin
(11,306 posts)3. My favorite is always going to be Franken's bit on Cruz
although there's probably more than one.
Jerry2144
(2,101 posts)4. He's not a dick
a dick is useful for procreation, recreation, and urination. Cancun Cruz is totally useless. He's more like a skin tag hanging off the scrotum over the left nut of a 90-year-old celibate, leprous monk stuck on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean.