Eric Swalwell tweet:

[tblue37]

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My diet includes a lot of things I should cut out. Maple bars. Midnight spoonfuls of peanut butter. Cookie dough. But you know what it doesn’t include? Classified documents.

[orleans]

1. great tweet. i gave it a chuckle. :) nt

[peggysue2]

2. LOL!!

Good one on Swalwell!

[samplegirl]

3. Great tweet!

Love him!

[calimary]

6. Yep! Glad he's on OUR side!

[BlueIdaho]

4. Classic Swalwell!

[keithbvadu2]

5. Roughage

[lastlib]

21. yeah, the guy needed fiber in his diet.....

you just don't get it from hamberders.

[BigmanPigman]

7. What about Gestapo/Gazpacho soup?

[SuperCoder]

8. Hahahahahaha

That was a good one, Mr. Swalwell.

[KS Toronado]

11. Welcome to DU, you fairly new person.

[ffr]

9. #Toiletgate tRump

[Blue Owl]

19. Home at last...

Right where Diarrhea Donny belongs

[lastlib]

22. I've been referring to these as "trump dumps" since he was sworn in.....

I've dumped many a trump in one....

[DinahMoeHum]

25. Here's some TP to go with it. . .

[KS Toronado]

10. BUT, BUT HIS FLUSHING

Take that 'her e-mails" crowd

[Wounded Bear]

12. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[mobeau69]

13. Good reply:

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[tblue37]

15. +1. nt

[Hoosier_Progressiv]

14. Diet

He needed the roughage; he wasn't getting enough from his McDonald's fries and Big Macs.

[Joinfortmill]

16. Lol

[Rhiannon12866]

17. K&R!!! Twitter replies:

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[XacerbatedDem]

23. LMAO!!!

That one of tfg dancing in his diapers... PRECIOUS!!!

[Blue Owl]

18. Donny Two Scoops has pulpy poops

[Skittles]

20. I remember when I was enlisted, the care I took with documents

and I was a fucking TEENAGER

[Slammer]

24. He's missing out.

I have it on good authority that classified documents are low in calories and high in fiber.