Doonesbury - Who Attends The Funeral Of An Insurrectionst? (Part II)

[JHB]

Part I was last week, found here: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216325307

[sop]

1. TFG's last wishes will be to incinerate him in a huge funeral pyre during the Super Bowl halftime.

History books will record it as the largest crowd ever to watch a POTUS memorial.

[Fritz Walter]

7. And, that way he can destroy EVEN MORE documents

By filling the coffin with papers, and leaving just a remote possibility that he's not really dead, not inside the box, and intends to come back (again,... and again,... and again). And besides, the smoke and ashes from his remains would be so extremely toxic, all the football fans packed into the stadium would probably die of smoke inhalation.

Meanwhile, his hard-of-thinking followers will gladly build a giant shrine to him, especially if they can reinstate slave labor as was used by the pharaohs. And they could call it the Great Pyramid of (the) Geezer.

Or worse. Kentucky has its "Ark Encounter." Florida could have its own "OligArk Encounter."

[flying_wahini]

14. You get my heart for today, Fritz.

Geezer!

[BootinUp]

25. rofl.

[Dan]

26. I can't imagine what the reinstatement of Slavery would bring because

I’d rather be dead then re-live the Jim Crow era;

[I_UndergroundPanther]

27. Egyptians used hired labor

To make monuments. The pharoh didnt trust a monument to ensure he gets to the afterlife and all of egypt gets there because of him to slave labor. It took skills to make egyptian monuments

Slaves were prisoners of war and eventually freed.

Slavers in the south were monsters.

Just leaving that here.

[Ilsa]

8. Tonight? Fan-fucking-tastic! Best superbowl halftime ever! nt

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. Bodies take a long time to burn.

Make extra popcorn.

[calimary]

28. Now THAT I'd watch.

With snacks, chocolate, and champagne!

[lagomorph777]

32. Do we have to wait until he's dead?

[2naSalit]

2. Thanks!

[PatSeg]

4. Love your "Freedom Trucks"

[2naSalit]

9. Thanks!

I stole it from one of the TOONS posts. I thought it needed more exposure.

[JHB]

16. This one, specifically, for any who want to review

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216339071

[2naSalit]

18. +1

I could recall which one it came from.

[PatSeg]

3. And then the MAGATs

go to Dallas and wait for his return with JFK Jr.

[mountain grammy]

6. Hell, they think he IS JFK Jr

trump psychosis

[PatSeg]

12. As much as it seems funny in many ways,

it is actually horrifying. How did so many people get brainwashed into lunacy and how do you deprogram millions of people? It is like a really cheesy sci-fi movie.

[KS Toronado]

17. We could start with the FCC

putting some regulations in place about misinformation and fining the shit out of those who violate those rules.
Thanks for #2 JHB

[PatSeg]

21. Yes, there should be consequences

for knowingly misleading people with intent, especially in regard to any entity that calls itself a news outlet.

[mountain grammy]

20. Yes, it is actually horrifying..

especially remembering how Hitler was considered a big joke by so much of the media, and how he captured the imagination of so many Americans.

[PatSeg]

22. Yes, people laughed at Hitler

"How on earth could anyone take him seriously?" Sounds so very familiar. Trump was viewed as a joke by many in the media and even republican politicians. Unfortunately, he wasn't a joke to his followers and most of them were/are armed and angry.

[dalton99a]

5. Kick

[sarge43]

10. On this you can rely

Shit attracts flies; TFG attracts magabots. Same difference.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. Another great Doonesbury strip

[SergeStorms]

15. The MAGA Mourners!

Love it! One trick ponies, right to the end.

I would have thought with all the protests and trucker tantrums going on in Ottawa, that Mr. Trudeau wouldn't have had time to write a cartoon strip this week.

He's a man of boundless energy and talent, I guess.



(That last bit is a joke )

[planetc]

19. Let Doonesbury be kicked.

[Hekate]

23. Kicktoons for the inestimable Doonesbury

Anticipation….

[BootinUp]

24. Is anyone else as good as Garry Trudeau?

this is brilliant.

[burrowowl]

29. Not really!

[Hekate]

30. I love the way Rick Redfern keeps smiling: "And here come the MAGA Mourners!"

[Alien Life Form]

31. Gypsey told Trump he was going to die on an American holiday..

Trump wanted to know which one? Fourth of July, Presidents Day, Thanksgiving???

Gypsey told Trump..."ANY DAY YOU DIE WILL BE AN AMERICAN HOLIDAY!!!"