So.....is this just a book full of blank pages?

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Makes sense, it's common for notorious dictators to put out books like this

And we know he's a fan of at least 1.

[Nevilledog]

2. So whose speeches did he plagiarize for this?

His own are unintelligible word salad.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. To normal, sane, intelligent folks like us, yes indeed

But to the sort of people who'd ever want to read this book?

I'd guess they're quite clear to them.

[msfiddlestix]

4. Wow, that's a ton of weight he lost since yesterday..

[Jerry2144]

16. Horrible photoshop job

On that book cover. The right leg doesn't match the left. The lines of his left leg are too straight, it's obvious that they slimmed down his Lindsey Graham Lip Storage Device (TM) os it's not as huge and is diaper free, and his body looks ill-proportioned (more so than usual)

[msfiddlestix]

25. I was totally tongue in cheek.

He hasn't taken on that reasonably fit appearance since a hundred years ago. everyone knows it except his incredibably stupid cult worshipers.

[Jerry2144]

26. I knew that

I am just surprised that his sycophants don't pick up on the horrible photoshop work. All of us see it. I mean really? His Lindsay Graham Lip Storage Location is not that small and flat, especially when covered by Adult Pampers

[msfiddlestix]

30. ✔️ ✔️ ✔️ ✔️ ✔️

It's truly head spinning. It's way too weird for me to attempt to understand it, and the more I try, the more clear it is just how effin brain dead a third of the population of this nation is. that's effin scary.

[moondust]

5. "Toilet Talks"

of the Flusher

[Tommymac]

6. A Hardcover Comic Book..or is it an Illustrated Novel.

I can't believe it actually has words inside.

[Midnight Writer]

7. I'm holding out for his Wit and Wisdom series. Coming soon, I'm sure.

I believe W Bush put one out.

[sinkingfeeling]

8. Page after page of "it's fake news" and "the election was stolen".

[Docreed2003]

9. What a great covfeve table book!

[Blue Owl]

18. Bwah!

Or I’ve hear it also makes for good toilet reading…. His beautiful, perfect words act like a laxative…

[LuckyCharms]

10. It's a misprint. Replace "Greatest Speeches" with "Terrifying Hairdo".

[Progressive dog]

11. No pages in that book.

It gives him a bigger profit to leave them out. Most of his supporters are still at the "run dick run" point in their reading skills anyway.

[pandr32]

12. I looked up Craig Shirley

It appears he only likes to write about Republicans. He has podcasts, and also writes articles for Newsmax. His decorative writing language (for righties) becomes quite critical with anyone from the left: 'Jan.6 is Left's Shoddy Theater of the Absurd'; 'Biden and his Team Make for an American Tragedy'.

[airmid]

13. Blank...empty, vacuous....just like his meat suit

[sop]

14. He wanted to title the book "My Struggle," but some guy in Germany already used that name.

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. I hope it's in Mad Libs format. (No pun intended.)

Name a part of the body: __________
Name a body function that involves liquid: __________
etc. etc.

I moved on her like an aardvark. When you're a dildo, they let you do it. Grab 'em by the liver, anything...

[Blue Owl]

17. Hey MAGAts, your favorite tRump speech sucks

[onethatcares]

19. I believe it was here on DU that

I saw the audio version of that book. It was one of those air hand dryers with a button that said, "Press here to hear the speeches of DJT".

[Brainfodder]

20. Removed all his off script BS?

Did Melanie ever give that presser to address her plagiarism?

[milestogo]

21. He has the best words.

[Brainfodder]

22. If you buy that, I hope you are put on a list!

$50?



Is Jr storing the copies to inflate sales on this one or Jerkvanka?

[jmowreader]

23. Oh dear dead Cthulhu who waits dreaming...

The Amazon page for this book says this is from his final speech as president...

"We must never forget that while Americans will always have our disagreements, we are a nation of incredible, decent, faithful, and peace-loving citizens who all want our country to thrive and flourish and be very, very successful and good. We are a truly magnificent nation...

As long as the American people hold in their hearts deep and devoted love of country, then there is nothing that this nation cannot achieve. Our communities will flourish. Our people will be prosperous. Our traditions will be cherished. Our faith will be strong. And our future will be brighter than ever before.

I go from this majestic place with a loyal and joyful heart, an optimistic spirit, and a supreme confidence that for our country and for our children, the best is yet to come.

Thank you, and farewell. God bless you. God bless the United States of America."

I swear, someone HAD to be drunk to have written that for Trump.

[PatSeg]

24. Ha, ha, ha!!!

And it isn't even a gag gift!

Hey, pre-order it now and get a price guarantee of ONLY $49.99! Like it might actually go up in price!

About the author:

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP (PALM BEACH, FLORIDA & NEW YORK, NEW YORK) is the very definition of the American success story, continually setting the standards of excellence while expanding his interests in real estate, sports, and entertainment. President Trump is an American media personality and businessman who served as the 45th president of the United States from 2017 to 2021. He is a graduate of the Wharton School of Finance. An accomplished author, Mr. Trump has authored over fifteen bestsellers and his first book, The Art of the Deal, is considered a business classic and one of the most successful business books of all time. Mr. Trump has many millions of followers on social media and is a frequent guest across a variety of media platforms. President Trump lives and works in Palm Beach Florida and New York City. donaldjtrump.com 45office.com

An "accomplished author"!!!

[ironflange]

27. The world's thinnest book

[niyad]

28. I am reminded if "The Wit and Wisdom of Spiro Agnew". A blank book.

[Poiuyt]

29. Will they include the speech where he talked about how George Washington

saved all of our airports from the British?