Wow. Just when you think you've seen the craziest anti-vaxxer post, this shows up

[Siwsan]

I found this on the FB Herman Cain Awardz site. Just to be kind (Covid took him out) I removed his last name. He had several posts about this 'killer pollo'.

[Walleye]

1. Killer polo. I guess those little mallets could be lethal

[Siwsan]

2. Especially if they are used to hit one of these!

[raging moderate]

3. Or maybe "pollo" as in later sentences: cue the chicken dance?

That word "pollo" is the Spanish word for what we call a "chicken" in English.

[Walleye]

4. Si, arroz con pollo.

[wnylib]

23. Uh-oh. Beware of eating rice, or chicken.

Most lethal if eaten together.

[2naSalit]

24. Yeah...

I wasn't sure, at first, what he was going on about at first. Then, as I read on, I realized he's at third grade level (what he remembers that is) writing/spelling and not rational.

Oh well, it got him anyway.

[lagomorph777]

6. "Pollo" as in "El Pollo Loco"

[Walleye]

7. 😋

[Hugin]

20. I feel for the little mussel fellers.

All of those killer chickens running around... It could get hairy.

Where to start on this post... Where to start.

A whole new meaning to zootrophic disease this 'rona is.

[Walleye]

22. Yeah flexing their mussels

[Johnny2X2X]

5. Polo eh?

With horses and mallets? Or Pollo? Spanish for chicken?

These geniuses sound very sure of themselves. Have a friend who is one of them, he declared confidently that he can never get Covid again because he had it once, and that's not how viruses work, once you get it you have lifelong natural immunity. I asked him if he's ever had the flu virus more than once in his life. He said strains are different than variants, which technically is true, but it is still the same virus you can get over and over. And what about all of those people who've had Covid twice? False positives was his response. Just too stupid.

[lagomorph777]

8. Why would you still talk with an idiot like that?

Life's too short.

[Walleye]

9. Has he never had more than one cold in his whole life?

[NickB79]

13. Strains are essentially variants that have stuck around long enough

https://www.latimes.com/science/story/2021-02-04/whats-difference-between-variant-strain-coronavirus

In other words, a particular coronavirus specimen may contain one or more mutations that another specimen lacks. If there is no detectable functional difference, it is merely a variant.

However, if those mutations make the specimen more transmissible than its predecessors, or endow it with an added ability to evade a drug or vaccine, or alters it in another meaningful way, then it qualifies as a distinct strain.

Therefore, Delta and Omicron are now considered strains, just like flu.

[NickB79]

10. It attacks the mussels?!?!

What about my linguine?!?!

[2naSalit]

25. I sense a...

Reference to The Walrus and the Carpenter but I can't seem to articulate it.

[Emile]

11. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer!

Proudly displaying stupidity, LOL!

[BSdetect]

12. Not to mention the chip implants ....

[nebby70]

14. what kind of horror must fill these folks minds in constant floods of terror

... I've had a couple nasty nightmares in my time...
... but these folks are full of the craziness 100% of their day ...
... I'd feel sorry for them, but there's help out there if they choose to seek it ....
... the easiest help is to turn off Fox and their social media ...
... just saying ...

[leftyladyfrommo]

15. Do these people drugs? Is there something that

causes delusions like this?

This person is mentally ill. Seems to be going around these days.

[WhiteTara]

16. Killer Chicken or a game played on horseback

where the hell are these people getting their info?

[Hav]

17. What a lucky dude

He isn't here to witness the new killer pollo strain.

I'd say this has to be some AI generated nonsense but I feel AI generated stories would make more sense.

[rownesheck]

18. I read an article recently

that stated nearly half of US citizens read at a 6th grade level. I didn't believe that was at all possible.

After reading that mash up of shit, I'm convinced.

[Siwsan]

19. From they way commercials are presented, I'd say about 50% THINK at a 6th grade level, too

[Hugin]

21. What is it I keep reading...

Something like the average IQ in the US is 100. Meaning of course, half of the population is below that level.

Is it any wonder I can't ever seem to strike up small talk anymore?

The saddest part is I firmly believe that IQs are not completely a fixed value. They can be optimized with effort, if one is so inclined. I'm living proof of that!

[demigoddess]

26. partly that is because teachers have stopped teaching properly. Had a family

member who would look at first and last letter of a word and guess. It was because they were taught with flash cards not sounding out the word. Doubt if these people were taught to sound out and learn the definition of a word. I moved to another state right before my senior year and the spelling test in english class was: their, there, they're, too, to, two etc. IN SENIOR YEAR! should have been learned in 3rd grade tops.

[moonscape]

27. Very depressing. No wonder we're in

the mess we’re in.

[Brainfodder]

28. R.I.P. super obvious moron based on that post?

Are they incapable of research?