Has anyone seen the TV ad for the all new Trumpy Bear?

[Jack-o-Lantern]

SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM!
Only 3 easy payments of $20.00 each and it’s yours.
As an added bonus you get a frameable
“CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY” that CONFIRMS YOU OWN THE REAL TRUMPY BEAR!
And still at no extra cost, find the secret zipper on Trumpy Bear and pull out a genuine American Flag!
There is a lot more to this ad, but I think you get the drift.
This ad is absolutely hilarious! I would like to see the mindless numbnuts who will spend $60 bucks for this thing.

[Geechie]

1. Is the secret zipper in its ass?

That’s a fun visual.

[madamesilverspurs]

2. Yup.

Woke up middle of the night, couldn't get back to sleep. Switched on the teevee and that ad came on. Actually laughed myself wider awake, then tried not to think about the loyal followers who will buy that thing before feeding their kids. Ugly damn thing will probably scare those hungry kids, too.


.

[Frustratedlady]

3. You made one mistake...

but I think you get the drift.

I believe you meant to type "get the grift".

Just thinkin'.

[NowISeetheLight]

4. I haven't seen it

But I found the original commercial on YouTube. I forgot how hysterical it was.

[Hekate]

6. I think I need to throw up. What a ghastly idolatrous thing that is. nt

[KS Toronado]

8. Wish I'd seen you earlier while I had some hearts, home made ones OK?

[NanceGreggs]

9. That looks SO much ...

... like an SNL parody ad!!!

[Captain Zero]

13. "CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY" provided by Mazars Accounting

nt

[KS Toronado]

5. Does it eat government documents?

[Hekate]

7. Probably conceals them in its zippered pouch

[CentralMass]

17. It comes with its own toilet for flushing them.

[left-of-center2012]

10. It's been around for a few years

Some of the people invading the capital on January 6th carried them.
I posted a video of it a couple months ago.

[KS Toronado]

22. Wonder how many of those were concealing a pistol?

Adults acting like Radar O'Reilly at an insurrection is a bit odd. IMO

[Initech]

11. If you have to take out monthly payments to afford a Trumpy Bear, you deserve to get fleeced.

[Trueblue1968]

12. And still at no extra cost, find the secret zipper on Trumpy Bear and pull out

VAMPIRE BITING MOVIE!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

[634-5789]

14. High level cringe. Who is stupid enough to waste their money....oh, never mind

[NJCher]

15. I recall

Some demonstrator or rioter on January 6 saying, “you can’t take away our Trumpy bear. “

Was on TV.

[left-of-center2012]

20. I saw that too

Yet I guess it is 'new' to some people here.

[applegrove]

16. Didn't the original Teddy bear get its' name from Teddy Roosevelt?

I think playing on a bit of 115 year old political populist history of the Republican Party is playing to the wrong crowd. I don't think they do not know much about history.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

18. Is it

Is it septic safe to flush down the toilet?

[Brainfodder]

19. Awaiting videos of people shooting and/or using for kindling?

The BS bear ofc I mean.



Once all the stuff comes to light, there had better be some red hat destroying parties videos by the dozens too!?!

[brooklynite]

21. You left out the "optional flag-themed tie"

[Midnight Writer]

23. DON'T BUY THIS! I got one and it was full of shit!

[Jack-o-Lantern]

24. Comes with a large kissable ass.