Brain Dead Mike Lindell is sad. So sad. 😜

[634-5789]

[Thomas Hurt]

1. "I need more money suckers! Please send now!"

[SheltieLover]

2. ...

[Brainfodder]

3. Not the Onion?

[634-5789]

4. Not the Onion!

[Brainfodder]

5. I know, I was making further fun of it being so ridiculous!

[Emile]

6. People are realizing his overpriced pillows are no better than the $5.00 pillows at Walmart.

[Maru Kitteh]

27. His pillows are manufacturing waste sewn into under-stuffed flour sacks.

I’ll take the $5 Wally pillow over any of the trash he sells.

[multigraincracker]

7. He may be in luck...

Drump may have to open his own bank, due to a problem. So, ole Mikey can be the first to deposit his life savings.

[Sanity Claws]

8. Apparently because of "reputational damage."

I wanted to find out the reason. Here is one article on it, https://www.salon.com/2022/01/15/mike-lindell-says-a-is-closing-his-accounts-over-fear-of-reputational-damage/
I don't know how true it is because Lindell provided the alleged reason. Anyway, his reaction to the bank's telling him to take his business elsewhere within 30 days is bizarre.

[Norbert]

9. Pissing off at least 60% of his potential customer base makes him a bad risk

Banks are funny that way.

[Solomon]

10. I guess we'll stop seeing all those ads on tv. And what about his new products, my slippers?

[OldBaldy1701E]

11. OH PLEASE PLEASE tell me

That his shrines.... err, stores will be closing! That one in the mall near me is just horrifying! There are more images of him in there than there are products!

[Rebl2]

15. Didn't know

he had stores. That is horrifying 😱

[Solomon]

24. He's touting "My Stores" on the fox channel. All kinds on "my shit".

[Rebl2]

13. And sheets

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Don’t forget the sheets. Sick of his whining about how his business was affected by cancel culture in some of his tv ads.

[634-5789]

19. He's running a fire sale on cable channels!

[lagomorph777]

12. Can sleeping on a shitty pillow cause brain damage?

[sakabatou]

14. *sad trombone noise*

[LW1977]

16. As Rick James once said....

Crack is a hell of a drug.

[Poiuyt]

17. Can a bank just do that?

[634-5789]

20. YEP!

[shrike3]

18. Womp, womp

[srose58089]

21. Mass pillow burning???

Does this mean there can now be a mass pillow burning?

[Baitball Blogger]

22. Hard to believe these people are considered leaders in the world of business.

[Boxerfan]

23. I still think someone should do a play / opera of his downfall.

It is a hell of a way to throw away a fairly viable corporation that had real worth. Even if his pillows sucked (of course they do) he had enough suckers to buy them.

The whole Trump love thing is just so dumb and the lengths he has gone to just so cray-it would make a good comic tragedy if written properly.

[live love laugh]

25. Hope he has enough left to buy coke to cheer up.

[CrackityJones75]

26. problem is people in MN

problem is people in MN will lose their jobs when this nutcase drags his company down with him.