After the revelations of the last year, I have the perfect nickname for 45
Hedley Lamarr.
Weve all seen Blazing Saddles, and remember what an immoral prick Hedley was.
Now think forward to the recruiting poster he printed seeking villains to destroy Rock Ridge. At the bottom was the line criminal record required. That seems to be the prime requirement to work for Trump - if you werent crooked enough for him and he accidentally took you into his Cabinet, you were sure to be fired shortly thereafter. Think about what he did to James Mattis
Trump took him on largely because of his nickname. Apparently he didnt know most Marine generals have nicknames suggesting that theyre nuts
one of the better Marine generals was a guy the troops named Howlin Mad. When he realized Mattis was honest, he got rid of him quick.
Combine Trumps persona as a mustache-twirling cinema villain with his propensity to hire crooks, and Hedley Lamarr is the only name that really fits.