Jesus. Guns. Babies.

[crickets]

Because the GA governor's race just wasn't exciting enough up to now:

Link to tweet

GA Gov Candidate’s Platform: “Jesus, Guns, Babies”
https://www.joemygod.com/2022/02/ga-gov-candidates-platform-jesus-guns-babies/

It was a packed house at the Depot for Thursday’s GOP meeting. Every seat in the meeting room was filled, leaving supporters to spill out onto the floor and into the hallway. Though there was a bit of business to be handled and several candidates announcing their intention to run in state races, the real stars of the show were gubernatorial candidate Dr. Kandiss Taylor and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Taylor is looking to appeal to 14th district voters with a tenet featured broadly on her website — Jesus, guns, and babies. Also featuring prominently was the idea of integrity in government. “No compromise, not one time,” said Taylor. “No backroom deals, no money.” A Jan. 26 poll by Quinnipiac University Poll shows Taylor trailing Kemp four percent to forty-three.

🤦‍♀️

[alwaysinasnit]

1. Is she volunteering to have the babies???

[EYESORE 9001]

3. How about provide for their well-being?

Oh, that’s right…unborn - you’re golden. Born - you’re fucked.

[alwaysinasnit]

11. +1000

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[Bettie]

14. I think she might be planning to shoot the babies

for Jesus....or she doesn't actually have any plan beyond yelling those three words over and over.

[alwaysinasnit]

17. Yup, that sounds about right.

[Chainfire]

2. I see babies are in last place, behind guns.

[crickets]

4. Gotta get the priorities straight. ✔

[Initech]

7. "When you're pre-born, you're fine. When you're preschool, you're fucked!" - George Carlin

[dv421]

5. and babies really means

fetuses. I'm sure she thinks once you break into the world you are on your own...

[Initech]

6. This is a joke, right?

“Politicians hide behind three things - the flag, the Bible, and children. I consider these things to be symbols and I leave those to the symbol minded.” - George Carlin

[Girard442]

8. Satan. Nukes. Rattlesnakes.

Makes more sense.

[sanatanadharma]

9. One must check their guns before seeing the 'babes' inside the bus

God is the 'doorman'.

What! Oh? You are telling me Kandiss' bus is not, as I thought, the busty place suggested by the covered windows.

[spanone]

10. This shit will only get worse. Fuck these people.

[hatrack]

12. Jesus! Dumb! Barbie!

[crickets]

16. Ain't it the truth? Thanks for the chuckle. nt

[Crunchy Frog]

13. Guns and babies make a terrific combo.

So many toddlers finding unsecured firearms and blowing themselves, their siblings, or their parents away.

[XanaDUer2]

15. The Onion?

[Bettie]

18. That's the problem with the world right now

it SHOULD be The Onion but it isn't.

And it is really hard to tell satire from the shit that really is going on.

[gratuitous]

19. Your theology is atrocious, Ms. Kelly

Please consider another deity.