Mike Lindell Now Planning to Drop Pillows Over Canada

[applegrove]

Mike Lindell Now Planning to Drop Pillows Over Canada

February 17, 2022 at 10:55 am EST By Taegan Goddard 163 Comments

https://politicalwire.com/2022/02/17/mike-lindell-now-planning-to-drop-pillows-over-canada/

"SNIP.......

After his initial shipment of MyPillow products was denied entry into Canada, Mike Lindell told the Daily Beast about a backup plan to get free pillows to Canadian truckers: drop them from the sky via a helicopter.

Lindell said the pillows will have “little parachutes,” while adding “make sure you put that part in, or it could be dangerous.” 

......SNIP"

[Lovie777]

1. Elon Musk is catching up to him.

[Srkdqltr]

2. OMG that is too funny.

Cue up the WKRP references.

[lame54]

3. Shock and AwwwweZzzzzzzz

[applegrove]

5. LOL!

[RainCaster]

4. Fine him for littering

Naughty boy

[Chainfire]

6. Yea, Mike, it is ok to violate the border from a whirlybird.

Now, a catapult, that would be the cat's ass.

[OneBlueDotS-Carolina]

7. Best Piece I've see so far....

Pillow Man vows to drop pillows from helicopters onto Canada's terror truckers. What could go wrong?


Aldous J Pennyfarthing for Community Contributors Team
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Thursday February 17, 2022 · 1:40 PM EST


Someone needs to crack open Mike Lindell’s head and replace the piñata candy already. It’s obviously gone bad.

The latest from Fascista Ned Flanders may have you scratching your head until you scrape brain: The Mewling Mustache of Minnesota wants to help those scofflaw Canadian truckers who are deliberately screwing with the economy of multiple nations in order to fight for their right to die with no dignity—and for no discernible reason. And how can Lindell help? Well, he can give them pillows, of course! Because he already has them, and ever since he tried to literally end America, roughly two-thirds of the country would rather snort a gonorrheal lungfish through a coke straw than sleep on one of his filthy foam sacks.


So I know Lindell isn’t exactly smart, or lucid, or even completely aware of his surroundings, but I anticipate a few glitches.

Assuming this “pillow drop” isn’t a joke (and I’ve watched enough of Pillow Man’s barmy hijinks to assume he’s serious), I’m not sure why he thinks he can bypass customs just by flying his pillows over the border in a helicopter. Though I do appreciate the unintentional and belated acknowledgement that Donald Trump’s southern border wall would have been completely useless—you can apparently just stuff pillowcases with heroin and drop them down your customers’ chimneys.

That said, Lindell may want to try this out with drones first, just in case Canada feels threatened enough to start shooting these gyroplanes down.

But with the supply chain the way it is, where exactly is Lindell going to source those “little parachutes”? Will he need to buy thousands of GI Joe Ultimate Army Paratrooper action figures from Sears and shove an equal number of shitty pillows into their tiny plastic arms?

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https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/2/17/2080845/-Pillow-Man-vows-to-drop-pillows-from-helicopters-onto-Canada-s-terror-truckers-What-could-go-wrong

[SergeStorms]

11. Very clever.

I love biting satire, and Lindell is a satarist's wet dream.

[hlthe2b]

8. Bombs Away!

[sakabatou]

9. And Lindell will be sued by Canada for the drops

[struggle4progress]

10. God must be doing cocaine

[Totally Tunsie]

17. Don't know about God, but Lindell doing so is a good bet! n/t

[struggle4progress]

18. +

[TheBlackAdder]

12. With what they're made of, could that be considered toxic dumping?

[Initech]

13. Knowing that crowd, they will go cheap on the building costs for those "tiny parachutes".

And utter disaster ensues.

[yellowcanine]

14. What could possibly go wrong? Remembering the infamous WKRP Cincinnati turkey drop.....

Boxes of pillows would seem to be harmless until they start bouncing off moving cars. But you go for it Mikey.

[Poiuyt]

16. "As God is my witness...!"

[tanyev]

15. Somebody alert the RCAF of imminent invasion!