A bit of prudent advice: if you ever have the misfortune of stepping in a pile of Tucker Carlson,

[Atticus]

don't even try to save the shoes; the stench will never fade away no matter how you try remove or conceal it.

Just toss them in the nearest trash bin and walk home barefoot.

[barbtries]

1. someone in my complex is apparently

bringing their dog to the lawn just outside my townhome and not picking up after it, to the point I have considered making signs to stick in the piles of dog shit to shame them.

I suddenly feel as if the signs should read, "Tucker Carlson!" "Tucker Carlson!" "Tucker Carlson!" "Tucker Carlson!" "Tucker Carlson!"

i just might.

[Atticus]

2. Strips of white stick-on labels "flagged" onto wooden toothpicks work best----so I've been told. nt

[barbtries]

3. i promise I'm not a get off my lawn type of person,

but I walk my own dog there all the time and it does suck having to dodge dog turds constantly. I'm about 98% certain it's all from the same dog. I never catch the person doing it so don't know exactly who it is (have a couple thoughts about it).

It's truly obnoxious and in my city, illegal.

[rsdsharp]

4. Lol. Years ago we were on a trip to China. One day,

we went to a commune outside of Shanghai. While trying to take a picture, one of the group stepped into a rice paddy, which was fertilized with, well, Tucker Carson.

We were staying at a five star hotel in Shanghai. He looked at me and asked, “If I put my shoes in the hall tonight, do you think they’ll clean them?”

I said, “I don’t know, but I wouldn’t if I were them!”

[keithbvadu2]

5. Don't do this!

Don't put out a piece of hot dog with a laxative in it at the usual time of doggie visit.

Don't do it!

[Retired Engineer Bob]

6. I just spent 1 1/2 hours cleaning up the fenced back yard

The yard had been snow covered, finally melted. Roxy the 95 lb Rottweiler sure can be productive.

I keep an old pair of shoes in the garage for yard duty. I clean them up as best I can, its not too big of a deal.

A pile of Tucker Carlson is a completely different matter. Needs to be treated as hazardous waste. Proper decontamination of any item that comes in contact is necessary, please do not dispose of improperly.