What is Ted Cruz hunting for?

[L. Coyote]

Give the Senator from Cancún your best shot!

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Some of the replies are hilarious.

A Pina Colada

Big Bird

Relevance

A nice vacation spot

Cancun vacation packages

A clue!

[gab13by13]

1. I hope he is hunting with Dick Cheney.

[spanone]

5. Or maybe Liz.

[LakeArenal]

2. Democrats.

[Docreed2003]

3. Lol @ "his wife's respect"

Could add "his dignity" to that list.

Five bucks says after taking this photo and maybe, MAYBE a couple of pot shots, he took that garb off and went back to being his usual asshole self. I'm willing to bet that dog isn't even his

[lame54]

4. Did he change dogs?

[catrose]

7. My first thought. WHERE'S SNOWFLAKE! And where's Snowflake's Twitter feed?

Got me the makings of a conspiracy theory here.

[Nevilledog]

21. Snowball talking to the Mexican police

[dchill]

6. Snipe.

[L. Coyote]

8. WINNER, chicken dinner.

Yeah, if he could just pose with a dead snipe he'd get more redneck votes.

[dchill]

9. AFAIK, all he needs is a saltshaker.

[BigMin28]

13. Beat me to it!

[nature-lover]

10. Pandering opportunities

[HAB911]

11. A soul

[Emile]

12. Little dogs. Good thing he has those dark glasses on

or that little dog sneaking around behind him would be full of buckshot

[imanamerican63]

14. Hillary's emails?

Have you ever seen a GOPer shoot straight? Better ask Dick Cheney?

[durablend]

15. A brain?

[BlueJac]

16. A brain!

What else?

[malaise]

17. I'll take relevance for $2,000 Ken!

What a useless idiot

[L. Coyote]

22. And another "shot" at the Resolute Desk, I bet.

When do we find out which casting agent owns the dog? Ted has a little white poodle named Snowflake, right?

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[malaise]

24. He's as authenttic as fake flowers

A horrible human being

[Botany]

18. What is Ted Cruz hunting for?

A photo op. New hunting vest, new looking hunting clothes, and his shotgun doesn't look like its spent a
lot of time outdoors either. Fucking poser.

[EYESORE 9001]

19. Wascally wabbits?

[Wicked Blue]

20. His own ass

He couldn't find it using two hands.

Because Putin owns it.

[keithbvadu2]

25. Like Trump said about Rafael's daddy... JFK?

Like Trump said about Rafael's daddy... JFK?

[UTUSN]

26. "friends." - nobody hangs out with him except Donor Males "hunting". & defenseless dogs.

ON EDIT: By the bye, does he *ever* do anything vaguely related to the office he squats-in for constituents' needs? All he does is to be desperate for media exposure, running for prez, marketing himself - not to mention indulging his self-delusions about his looks, intelligence, importance, future, etc...

[struggle4progress]

27. Looking for trouble