Is there a soap you recomend after a person met Ted Cruz?

[PurgedVoter]

I live it Texas so it might matter someday.

[relayerbob]

1. Lava

Oh, not the soap, I mean, plunge your hands into actual liquid lava. That *might* get rid of the contamination.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. I doubt there is any strong enough on the market.

The impression I get is that man must stink to high heaven betting how sleazy he seems.

[Siwsan]

3. Lifebuoy?

[patphil]

4. Whatever's good for poison ivy should work.

[Tetrachloride]

23. I used to carry soapy water when in poison ivy areas

Get the poison ivy contamination off immediately. it sinks in.

[doc03]

5. I used this shampoo on my dog called Salfadin it cured his mange nt

[kacekwl]

30. Stop it

[multigraincracker]

6. Lye soap and a stiff brush

[dchill]

7. As always, Dawn for dishes.

[True Dough]

8. I would recommend

nothing short of:

[Rebl2]

10. Same here

[calguy]

9. Battery Acid?

[Hekate]

11. Cruz is the Human Hagfish, & I have no idea what takes that level of slime off.

Just don’t shake his hand.

[Ocelot II]

12. Methyl-ethyl ketone (MEK), a very powerful degreaser.

[PurgedVoter]

13. Yeah, but I am worried that one thing might take care of the stink,

but I might have to use another for the stain.

[Notek]

14. Bleach

Full strength.

[bucolic_frolic]

15. Ajax

"Stronger than dirt"

[Jilly_in_VA]

16. Grandma's Lye Soap

This stuff

[Mr.Bill]

17. I have a hot tub full of Purell

that I sit in after talking any republican.

[gibraltar72]

18. Lie soap.

[mahina]

25. HA!

[mindem]

19. Soap won't work

sandblasting is recommended

[RainCaster]

20. Flea/Tick soap- something really strong

[global1]

21. How about "The Bold And The Bellicose"....

or "The Days Of Our Lies".

[ornotna]

22. cuts grease and it's a two fer

Should be enough to do the job.

https://www.amazon.com/Dawn-Ultra-Dishwashing-Liquid-Original/dp/B01H7DFM32

[LakeArenal]

24. Ask Melanie. She's probably tried everything to remove her accumulated stench.

Maybe nothing works….like gum in your hair. Dog poop in your cleats.

[highplainsdem]

26. Soap? I'd recommend a rabies vaccine.

[Raven123]

27. Doesn't matter. One will not be able to find enough of any brand to do the job.

[gab13by13]

28. Nurse told my wife that Dial is the best disinfectant soap.

[Midnight Writer]

29. Mix a little Boraxo powder with liquid Dawn.

[meadowlander]

31. You need to bring out the heavy duty stuff

[blogslug]

32. Just stay away from GOP fundraisers and flights to Cancun and you should be fine

[bottomofthehill]

33. Nothing cleans like gasoline.

[pansypoo53219]

34. i think ita calls fels naptha or lava. use it for oil paint brushes. then something that smells good