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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Tue Feb 22, 2022, 05:14 PM Feb 2022

Dear Comrade Putin:

Please sit down. I don't want you to fall and injure yourself should you feel lightheaded after you read this.

You see, just yesterday the bullet that will end you was chambered into the firearm of a Russian citizen. They may be a civilian, but they are more likely in uniform---either military or some type of law enforcement. On of them has already been hired---for many many rubles---by several of your fellow billionaires who don't really care about "restoring Russia's greatness" but do very much care about not being global pariahs. They are too accustomed to jetting from villa to dacha to penthouse to yacht to sacrifice that lifestyle on your altar.

You know them. You drink with them. You think you are one of them. But, they are going to kill you.

Your replacement---who they know will never rock their yachts---has already been selected. So has the trusted agent who will murder the idiot who dared to kill you.

Who I am and how I know this isn't really important. Just think of me as "Trotsky's ghost".

So, comrade, "Na Zdorovie"! Sleep well. All has been arranged in the ruthlessly organized fashion of which a KGB Colonel like you would wholeheartedly approve.

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Dear Comrade Putin: (Original Post) Atticus Feb 2022 OP
Excellent! OLDMDDEM Feb 2022 #1
Eerie. cilla4progress Feb 2022 #2
Perhaps someone this retired Russian general knows? He is furious! SheltieLover Feb 2022 #3
Praying for peace would not be out of the realm in asking for the person who is causing this PortTack Feb 2022 #4
Message auto-removed Name removed Feb 2022 #5
Welcome to DU SheltieLover Feb 2022 #6
Message auto-removed Name removed Feb 2022 #7
K&R - - nicely done!!!! Talitha Feb 2022 #8

cilla4progress

(24,726 posts)
2. Eerie.
Tue Feb 22, 2022, 05:17 PM
Feb 2022

Yeah, when the pics start showing up - and they will - in Russian media, of "ethnic RUSSIANS" being killed in Ukraine by the Russian army...

all bets are OFF!!!

Duck and cover vlad my little man!

PortTack

(32,754 posts)
4. Praying for peace would not be out of the realm in asking for the person who is causing this
Tue Feb 22, 2022, 05:23 PM
Feb 2022

To be un-alived...it least in my book.

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