Assholes On Parade In Florida

[Celerity]

Friends from Texas attending CPAC in Orlando, Fla., on Thursday. Credit...Scott McIntyre for The New York Times

[UTUSN]

1. Can't get a date

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. They miss the good ole days of slavery.

[dchill]

3. Might as well change it to TrumPAC.

There are no conservatives left.

[BigmanPigman]

4. What does the "R" woman have under her shirt?

[Wounded Bear]

7. IDK, but that looks like one serious outie...

[Justice matters.]

11. Could be a waist pack

[BigmanPigman]

18. That looks like the shape.

I think it is where she stores the functioning part of her brain.

[Justice matters.]

20. Exactly.

A waste pack is more accurate then,,,

[Me.]

14. Her Stomach?

[CatWoman]

38. more pancake makeup?

[blm]

5. This is their lifestyle choice. Imagine how empty

their lives were to choose living this performative cult life devoted to a vulgar cretin.

[badhair77]

10. My theory has always been that they've never belonged to any group before.

Not a team, not a family, not a club . . . they now have a community and they’re making the most of it. I can’t believe so many still cling to the MAGA club, though.

[FoxNewsSucks]

15. I never thought of that before,

but I think you're right.

MAGAts have never "belonged" or felt wanted before. That might be what keeps them going as much as or more than getting to be the racist assholes they've always wanted to be.

[blm]

22. It is FUN to them.

Eeeeewwwwwwwwww.

How many wrong turns they’ve made to end up like that.

[JanMichael]

35. I like that theory. I have never understood the costumes but 1st ever club membership makes sense.

Totally arrested development types who act like middle-school kids at their 1st live concert. But they are all mostly well over 40.

So they dress up in their best sunday blingy gear for their favorite rock star.

We have seen groups like this on minor hwy corners since 2016. I've always wondered why the color coordination and matching (sometime poorly matched) hats, shirts and pants.

They want desperately to belong. Hmm.

[Justice matters.]

17. Entertainment groupies looking for attention.

Hoping to see themselves on the cover of a trash MAGAzine or something, like their idol...

Bet they may claim to be "Christian"

[jmbar2]

6. Flamin' Hot Cheeto Brigade

[2naSalit]

8. That's a helluva...

Gene pool right there I tells ya.

[Disaffected]

9. I'm confused.

Are they all women??

[FakeNoose]

12. "T" is questionable

... the others are probable.

[Disaffected]

16. ..

[Midnight Writer]

13. This looks like home to me.

If I went out my door, stood in the road, and started hollering "Hooty Hoot!" as loud as I can, I would expect folk who look like this to come out and see what's going on. Without the costumes, of course.

This is pretty representative of the gene pool here. This looks like the people I may run into at the Post Office.

On the good side, if I was ever in a pickle, these people wouldn't hesitate to help me out.

[Meadowoak]

29. Sounds exactly like my neighborhood, are you in Kentucky?

[Midnight Writer]

31. No. Illinois. Round the middle.

[oasis]

19. Dixie Doodle Dipshits.

[Duncan Grant]

21. Looks like all of the worst people I've fired. -eom-

[GoCubsGo]

23. The circus just called.

They want their clowns back.

[RussBLib]

24. what a bunch of sad losers

especially that first demented fool.

[ornotna]

25. Rather high praise for that parade of clowns

At least an asshole is useful.

[SouthernDem4ever]

26. Someone send this pic to the sedition hunters? They might match up to a few unknowns from Jan 6

Anyone beaming with pride advertising a traitor needs their heads examined.

[Diamond_Dog]

27. I'm astonished that they are standing in the right order

Spelling isn’t usually their strong suit

[onethatcares]

32. this was the fifth take

for that pic.

I wonder if they're all staying in the same motel room on the Orange Blossom Trail. If so, "Mr T" is thinking he's in high cotton.

[Hassler]

28. If it involves assholes, there is a good chance Florida is involved

[struggle4progress]

30. T. Rump was that dinosaur with the big butt and little tiny hands

I learned about it from a book in my school library

[Buns_of_Fire]

33. Don't forget the extra-big mouth.

I think the Texas Board of Education has banned any reference to t.rump from all textbooks, except those that depict Jesus riding one.

[struggle4progress]

37. +

[Papa-Ron]

34. My thoughts exactly

I am real new here but I love a bunch of you folks already.

[Emile]

36. Proudly displaying their stupidity. Entertaining tax evading billionaires

for no pay is their pastime!