"He works in mysterious ways." . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!

[skip fox]

Pat Roberson saying: "Putin is actually God's instrument. When he pushes the red button, that will all be part of God's plan! . . . We should be joyous, not fearful. . . . Why doesn't anybody see that but me?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Daily Beast story with a healthy clip:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/pat-robertson-insists-putins-compelled-by-god-to-invade-ukraine-to-kick-off-end-times

[Jerry2144]

1. My preciousssssssssss

[RKP5637]

2. "I am not crazy, I just talk that way!" n/t

[woodsprite]

3. When God was passing out common sense, he skipped over Pat. nt

[Midnight Writer]

4. "So go ahead and spend the bounty God has blessed you with on hookers and blow."

[musclecar6]

5. First

There’s the Orange jackass proclaming himself a stable genius who also is saying Putin is a genius for starting an insane war and now this clown saying when Putin launches nuclear missiles, it’s God’s plan and we should all be joyous. Dumb, Dumber and Dumber.

[skip fox]

8. Warning. CAPTIONs at DU are creative but

in this case, except for the last sentence, this is pretty much what he meant.

(Hard to satirize the nut-so sayings of the nuts.)

[dixiechiken1]

6. I'm melting... MEEEELLLLTING!

[EYESORE 9001]

7. Creeping Jeebus

Evil old bastard.

[czarjak]

9. Talking Snake?

[Kid Berwyn]

10. "I sold my TV network to Rupert Murdoch for $1.9 billion."

“Of course, only after I’d gotten billions in untraceable loot from my subscribers.”

[Donkees]

11. ''How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb''

[if..fish..had..wings]

12. I need to squeeze your head

[Mr. Ected]

13. Captain My Captain

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[RussBLib]

14. bring on the nukes, eh, Pat?

here is yet another excellent reason to keep a large distance between state and church.

Sorry, but religious people have lost their minds. They have lost their ability to think clearly.

Yes, all of them, IMHO.

[dlilafae]

15. He looks like...

... someone's creepy Uncle Ned. You know, the one who always wants all the girls @ Christmas to "come give Uncle Ned a kiss."

[lame54]

16. If the 27 club members all died at 27..

Does this mean we are stuck with Pat Robertson for 6 more centuries?