Dear UN: Please send silver iodide generators.

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If you can't send actual soldiers to help us, then please send silver iodide generators, so that we can make mud.

Thank you. Looking forward to receiving cargo of important war materials.

Love, Kiev.

PS:

"So how much rain can a cloud produce? This is perhaps a better question than how much rain a cloud can hold. Scientists estimate that one inch of rain falling over an area of one square mile is equal to 17.4 million gallons of water. That much water would weigh 143 million pounds!"

We are prepared to shelter in our homes, while rotten Russian invaders cope with rain and mud, hunger, and no money for gas. Thank you.

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1. Great idea- along with history of tank warfare in that region...