Vlad sounds a little jumpy

[BeyondGeography]

This is Russian for “the sanctions are hurting”:

Link to tweet

[Beachnutt]

1. No ill will ?

You're bombing them you asshole.

[SheltieLover]

4. No kidding!

He needs to gtf out of the whole country, including Crimea!

And I certainly hope once this is over that countries do not start flocking to do business with Russia again! Not with him or his ilk in power.

[wnylib]

33. Agree, but you know they will flock

right back to him afterward, if he's still alive then.

The UK can't quite bring itself to stop business with the oligarchs even now. Boris Johnson is looking like another Chamberlain.

[niyad]

44. He needs to be off the planet.

[FBaggins]

19. They aren't a neighbor of course

They're part of Russia



And several other neighbors simultaneously realize that "no ill intention" probably doesn't apply to them either.

[PatSeg]

55. Yeah, pretty bizarre isn't it?

Like no one has noticed what he is doing in Ukraine. Of course, I take it that his words are meant for the Russian people - poor Putin valiantly trying to negotiate peace, but the rest of the world is so mean to him.

[DemocraticPatriot]

66. After he does his best to deprive the Russians of outside news sources...

Putin is only doing what Drumph would have liked to do, during his 4 years in the White House--- cut off all speech that refuted his constant lies.

[PatSeg]

77. Putin missing the good old Iron Curtain days

when the Russian people were protected from the excesses and deceit of the rest of the world. "What they don't know won't hurt them."

[DemocraticPatriot]

65. Reminds me of Trump... Yes is no and no is yes,

and day is night and night is day-- even when it is quite obvious to the rest of the world that you are engaged in blatant lies.

Of course that may be where Trump learned the "technique", from the guy whom he admires so much. I suppose he has paid more attention to Putin than I have in the past 20 years...

'That's so smart. That's so savvy'
At least, that is what TFG was saying last week...

[Wicked Blue]

76. I'd hate to see what his real ill will might look like

[SheltieLover]

2. Maybe he just learned one of his oligarchs has a $1M bounty on him?

[TheBlackAdder]

56. One, Two Days Tops!

.



.

[SheltieLover]

73. Greeted as liberators?

Head case!

[DemocraticPatriot]

67. I pray the bounty is successful.

"We can't quite decide whether he committed suicide, or died while trying to escape..."

~ Casablanca

[SheltieLover]

74. Or maybe fell out a window, perhaps following a cup of tea?

[Freethinker65]

3. Ceasefire and begin retreat to perimeter.

Allow humanitarian aid in.

[padah513]

22. This 1000%

[onecaliberal]

39. This, NOW!

[mitch96]

5. I'm always worried about a "jumpy" guy with his finger on a nuclear button...

Like Hitler, he might just take everyone down with him and I don't just mean russia/Ukraine.
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[Scrivener7]

6. Do what Ukraine wants you to do. Get out. AND pay reparations for the damage

you've done. Though no one can bring back the thousands you have murdered.

Meanwhile, I don't think the sanctions should be lifted. The Russian people need to hurt. I hate to say it. But my beef with them is that they didn't get rid of this loon before he became the new Hitler.

We all know what it's like when your country gets taken over by someone you hate, but it's time for THEM to kneecap him.

Just as its time for US to kneecap tfg.

[BeyondGeography]

7. Those sanctions need to stay in place as long as Russia remains Putin or Putinesque

[SheltieLover]

8. Absofuckingloutely!

[onecaliberal]

41. I agree. He has committed war crimes. ALOT of people are dead.

How many millions are dead from other countries? They need reparations too. Hitler 2.0 needs to be treated like the evil bastard he is.

[Boomerproud]

25. Yes!

[DemocraticPatriot]

68. Russia paying reparations would probably be problematic--

since we are cutting off most of their money. It appears to me that they shall be totally ruined and have no such means...

[C_U_L8R]

9. Then allow UN forces into Ukraine

and get your army out. No assets until reparations complete.

[EarlG]

10. Seems like things might not be going the way he imagined

He spent a week threatening to use nukes, now he suddenly says Russia has "no ill intentions towards its neighbours" and wants relations to normalize. Good luck with that.

Thanks to his own actions, relations with Russia are not going to normalize for a very long time. Certainly not before Russia has a new leader -- preferably one that won't threaten the entire world with a nuclear holocaust.

[SheltieLover]

12. He needs to get out of the entire country, Crimea included!

[wnylib]

38. He needs to be removed from planet Earth.

Even his corpse or ashes would pollute the planet. If someone takes up the bounty to get rid of him, it should be in a way that pulverizes him.

[magicarpet]

59. Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, or Sir Richard Branson could take,..

... the rancid and rotting carcas formerly known a putiepoot,... toss the roadkill in one of thems space rockets,... and then launch the Fascist, Authoritarian, Libertarian, Nazi, and white trash Steaming pile of personhood deep into the next Galaxy and let the carcass leisurely float around out there for a few hundred decades ... but off planet earth so humanity is no longer burdened by their Fascist Fucking cruddy countenance.

[wnylib]

60. Works for me.

[magicarpet]

62. Hey careful there bub,...

... that is Mafia talk,...

So,... where did Nunzio go,.... ?

"Nunzio,... why he is off taking personal time,.. his has gone swimming with the fishes".

(Which is Mafia talk,..
Poor Nunzio was unceremoniously bumped off,.. Lefty and his goon buddies dumped the body
out in Boston Harbor.) - oh,.... murder by hoodlum gangster Mafia goons.

********

Oh Vladamir Putie-poot,... ya he took a couple of personal days off,... he is hoping to spend the next couple hundred decades out floating around with the asteroids,.. comets,... other various space debris.

Sounds like a fucking fun time for a Fucking Nazi Pig - YES...... ?

[femmedem]

11. Hard to know if his audience is the Russian people or the international community.

It may just be to persuade Russians who don't have access to outside news sources that he is a reasonable person who would never, never have ill intentions towards his beloved Ukrainian neighbors and that the evil Western alliance is inflicting painful sanctions against benign, sweet Russia for no reason.

[sboatcar]

13. That's what I'm thinking

His statements are for a domestic audience only.

[DemocraticPatriot]

70. Yes, certainly

since the rest of the world is not blind, deaf and dumb

but he is doing his best to make the Russian people as such

[Lovie777]

14. Putin is a fucking liar . . .

just like the GQP.

[XacerbatedDem]

42. After lying about just stepping in to help the separatists...

and then invading the entire country, does he really believe we would trust anything he says.

[babylonsister]

15. You go first, Vlad.

[Chainfire]

16. He wants to normalize relations with the world, with him in charge of Ukraine.

Then he can start preparing for his next conquest in peace.

[honest.abe]

17. This was intended for local consumption.

Trying to make it appear he is the good guy trying to make peace. He is a snake and I wouldn't trust a word he says.

[BeyondGeography]

20. He feels the need to sell a return to normalcy

Which should tell you something.

Would you prefer not to know what he’s telling his own people?

[honest.abe]

26. Clearly its significant even if meant for local consumption.

I think the sanctions are having a huge impact and its just going to get worse. It could become total chaos and Vlad the Killer knows it.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

36. Yes. "What war? Is no war. Is little Special Operation helping friends." . . . nt

[wnylib]

40. Even a rattler is honest enough

to give a warning of its real intentions before striking.

So he is lower than a snake.

[PA Democrat]

18. Hey Vlad, there is almost universal international cooperation

and it is to choke the financial lifeblood out of Russia.

[wnylib]

43. A metaphor for what the world wants to do

to Putin himself.

Imagine being so paranoid and universally hated that you have to sit a mile away from your own advisors and can't eat your meal as a dinner guest.

What does he do in his personal life? Can he even let a woman near him or does he have an inflatable doll?

[DallasNE]

53. Even China Has Now Joined In With Sanctions n/t

[Cha]

69. Yes! China is more than neutral in favor of Ukraine: "China-based AIIB freezes lending to Russia..

Link to tweet

💙💛

[Brainfodder]

21. Obvious lies for framing it for Russians?

As if after these 8 days of fuckery....



Just like Waddle Dump did for Fools News clips?

[dalton99a]

23. "Ukraine invaded Russia"

[58Sunliner]

24. He is such a liar. He wil say anything and it means nothing.

[H2O Man]

27. The sociopath speaks.

[bucolic_frolic]

28. Because invasion with armies is such an indication of humanitarian good will

Translation and context can lose everything, but I'm hearing some doubt in those phrases.

[Justice matters.]

32. War is peace. Slavery is freedom.

Climate change is ... forget it. Who cares...

[L. Coyote]

37. "I'm a table genius."

Link to tweet

[XacerbatedDem]

46. LOL!!!

I can here Pooty now, "please pass the borscht." Though it may take awhile.

[L. Coyote]

49. "So sorry sir, we ate all the borsh."

Link to tweet

[smb]

52. Reminds Me Of This Scene

[XacerbatedDem]

54. LMAO

But, a bit of a spoiler, haven't seen that movie yet. Will now. Thanks.

[Cha]

71. Ha! Rt TY

💙💛

[Crunchy Frog]

29. He's pretending he isn't doing anything wrong, and acting like he's the victim.

He's just expressing that he thinks he should able to get away with obliterating Ukraine and not experience any consequences.

In his mind Ukraine isn't a neighbor, it's a part of Russia.

[dchill]

30. That dog won't hunt because that ship has sailed.

The shark has been so jumped.

[Wounded Bear]

31. To paraphrase an oldie but goodie: It was necessary to destroy Ukraine in order to liberate it...nt

[ananda]

34. Insanity talks like this.

It has no relation to reality.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

35. Problem is 1) Putin lied before, 2) Putin considers Ukraine a break-away province to be subdued. .nt

[AZLD4Candidate]

45. Wow. . .I invade a countries, blow it to bits, and it's time to talk peace? What gaslighting!

[TeamProg]

47. They guy sounds WARPED! Like TFG..

[MontanaMama]

48. Sounds like Putler wants Ukraine to relax

and enjoy the invasion. Psychopath.

[Cha]

72. Yes, like TFG.. both following

the Nazi Playbook.

Who would believer him but the trump Cult.

💙💛

[smb]

50. The Sanctions Must Be More Effective Than I Thought

Pootie can't even afford to hire his own "Baghdad Bob" so he has to do the clown act himself.

[magicarpet]

57. Well,...

... when plans don't go as you anticipate it can sometimes get on your nerves,...

That sorta makes you jitter buggy...

××××××

When you execute your best plans,...
Then it suddenly explodes in your face,...
And the worst plans you formulated and you launched those worst plans against your worst enemy to teach them a lesson that you mean fucking business,..

And then,.. low and behold,.. in the middle of all these war plans, war posturing, and war games - while you were busy plotting your surprise attack on your alleged enemy - somehow your best plans got turned upside down.... inside out and backwards....

Now you want to talk about the state of JITTER BUGGY,... this kinda shit immediately takes you right to the pinnacle of JITTER BUGGY DR

Poor,... poor,.. putiePoot !
He only has himself to blame,... the idiot brought this fucking nightmare down upon himself.

How stupid was that ?
And some fucking world class Stupid Fucking Fascist Idiots have the audacity to call putiepoot a fucking genius.

The fact remains,...

The Tangerine Fatsolini has an IQ of 17.0 ..

The Honerable US President Joseph Robinette Biden has an IQ of 370.0,...

And finally,.... Mr. putiepoot has an IQ of 17.0,..

The best advice for you two Mensa Geniuses is don't play chess with Joe Biden,... Joe is way way,.. like light years beyond and out of - your guys babbling idiot league.

Just save yourself world stage embarrassment,.. fold your tents as swiftly as possible,.. and go the fuck home,.. you fucking flameing bags of shit assholes.

Take your fucking nuclear weapons and shove them up each other's ass,.. putiepoot & trDUMPie make such a delightful clown car tag team.





... the reality being,.. it took you a few days for this reality to dawn upon you...

... but the genuine not propaganda reality is the tables have been turned over, upside down and backwards,.. then tables further rearranged against you while you were distracted for a nano-second or so...

...now that the dust of your war gamesand your tin soldier mI litary excurssionsbare beginning to finally settle - this is what the world now sees,...

The fucking missiles you launched against your perceived enemies,.... have since been redirected and re-programed to strike a different target,... that target Mr. Putie - the missilesxare now launched and heading top dead center for your lap and crotch.

You know Mr. PutiePoot,.. at one time not to far back in time Mr. trumpie-The/Tangerine/Mussollini/HotAir/Wind/DoucheBag/trDUMP was your personal poodle answering to your every bark and command.

Well Mr. PutiePoot those tables have also turned, also to your disfavors. (Funny how KARMA often rears its head) well, things on the world stage have assumed a brand new posture,.. you Mr. Putin,.. excuse me, I meant PutiePoot,.. you are now the poodle. You are now the poodle of a Mr. JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN who is also your current puppet master, like formerly you appointed yourself trDUMP's.

[moondust]

58. Kaliningrad Oblast

The guy featured in the frame next to Putin. Maybe this bullshit session is about reassuring him that he (and other oblasts) won't be cut off and isolated despite the loss of airspace, etc.

[Dirty Socialist]

61. We are real close to normal relations

“Just a couple of sanctions”, right?

[live love laugh]

63. 😂😂😂

[Cha]

64. Putin's Propaganda Sounds like

trump Propaganda.. Both using Nazi Playbook

[Baitball Blogger]

75. No one believes him.

He's obviously not talking to us, because he lied to us about the training exercise that escalated into war.