Wonkette: Stupid Michael Flynn Bad At Bible, Bad At Constitution, Bad At America

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

https://www.wonkette.com/michael-flynn-creator-constitution

Let's check in on Michael Flynn, we haven't done that in a while, eh? Probably a good idea, since Russia is currently engaged in genocidal war against innocents, you never know who Michael Flynn's giving aid and comfort to.

For instance, the last time we checked with Flynn, he was releasing statements about how Russia's invasion of Ukraine was Joe Biden's fault (not Vladimir Putin's fault), which even played such Kremlin greatest hits as "Putin's legitimate security concerns" and "legitimate ethnic problems in the Ukraine." The time before that, it was because Flynn was involved in what sure looked like an extortion plot to get Republican members of Congress from Pennsylvania to back a harebrained audit to help overturn the 2020 election.

You know, typical Michael Flynn stuff.

This time, you'll be glad to learn it's just about what a stupid idiot Michael Flynn is, oh golly what a numbnuts. He needs to put down his all-Putin-all-the-time commemorative issue of the Russian version of Playgirl and read the Bible and the Constitution, because that stupid idiot told a crowd in Oklahoma that the word "creator" appears in the Constitution four times.

SPOILER: As Right Wing Watch, which flagged this clip, explains, the word "creator" appears in the Constitution no times.

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[Chipper Chat]

1. Two Corinthians!

Yeah baby !

[ck4829]

2. This should give you an idea of how and why anyone would support Putin

Look at the people who will be nodding and agreeing 100% with Flynn on his claim.

If they were living in Russia right now, they'd be Team Putin all the way.

And anyone who would even dare to say "Hold up" would most likely be dead, in jail, in a mental hospital for "sluggish schizophrenia", or an expat.