We're all thinking the same thing, right?

[mobeau69]

https://patch.com/louisiana/new-orleans/amp/30505228/trump-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-engine-failure-report

[ismnotwasm]

1. No doubt

[3Hotdogs]

2. Yuppers.... Everything Trump touches, turns to shit. Plane engine is just another example.

Them's my thoughts.

[SoonerPride]

3. What shame.

[Chainfire]

5. My thoughts exactly.

[tblue37]

4. Remove "mobile." from the URL to embed the tweet.

Link to tweet

[mobeau69]

11. Thank you so much!

I messed that up bad!

[SheltieLover]

6. Could the pilot not have pointed plane in a safe direction & ejected?

[lagomorph777]

9. It's not a fighter jet.

Also, innocent SS and other crew were onboard.

[SheltieLover]

10. I was joking...

Sort of.

Thx!

[lagomorph777]

12. Yeah, and 5 minutes ago I joked about an ejection seat with a button labeled "Coke"

[MissB]

18. .

[katusha]

7. Putin tying up loose ends before the Hague?

but he mucked it up just like his invasion.

[mobeau69]

13. ...

[lame54]

8. Needs more sugar

[Orrex]

14. Might have been safer to jettison some dead weight

You know, chairs and stuff. Like that.

[mobeau69]

16. It would be like Thanksgiving dinner for the sharks!

[musclecar6]

15. Yep

I’m sure we are all on the same page.

[PJMcK]

17. Damn, another missed opportunity

You know that Trump probably shit himself in fear, right?

Wait, he does that anyway, doesn't he?

[FakeNoose]

19. It wasn't Chump's plane, according to the Washington Post

From the OP link:

The plane belonged to a donor who loaned it to Trump for the evening, according to people familiar with the matter. The plane’s tail number was linked to a Utah-based company that is the trustee for more than 1,400 planes. The donor’s identity could not be immediately verified.

Hmmm ... Utah.

Mitt Romney lives in Utah, am I right?

[keithbvadu2]

23. Couldn't have been Dotard's plane. He can't afford to repair it.

Couldn't have been Dotard's plane. He can't afford to repair it.

[ShazzieB]

32. Mittens can't stand Trump.

I don't think he'd piss on Donnie Dimwit if he was on fire, much less lend him a plane!

[Poiuyt]

36. If it was Romney's plane, he probably would have just put Trump

in a cage and strapped him to the roof.

[dameatball]

37. Good one!

[Tommy Carcetti]

20. Affirmative. nt

[orleans]

21. "look how restrained my reply is"

Link to tweet

[momta]

26. Love Tiedrich! n/t

[WhiteTara]

22. you mean womp womp

and too bad about the rest?

[fierywoman]

24. Yup. (sigh)

[SunSeeker]

25. Yep. nt

[BlueJac]

27. More fundraising, headlines, more money for Trump!

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

28. 📏

[Nululu]

35. Exactly what I was thinking.

[sarisataka]

29. Not necessarily

But I hesitate to say more

[Ilsa]

30. That he was the only passenger

and the pilot had the one-and-only parachute?

Couldn't get that lucky.

[bucolic_frolic]

31. They never would have been done with the conspiracy theories .nt

[ShazzieB]

34. Absolutely.

I'm not sorry we missed that shit show.

Besides that, if someone wants to take out Trump, it needs to be a surgical strike, with no collateral damage. Crashing a plane full of people would be way too messy.

[alotus51]

33. So close...

O well..

[Mr. Ected]

38. I wonder what Trump's overall legacy would be

If he kamikaze'd the Kremlin, taking out Putin, one day in the near future.

I mean, I'd still think he was the most vile and cowardly and stupid and dangerous man to ever walk the face of the Earth, but there would have to be some level of appreciation that the universe had evened the score for us.

Just sayin', universe.