Let's rename Russia

[EndlessWire]

We'll move forward in time to peace. The war is over, Putin has died, the Duma is gone. We will forget the destruction that occurred (we always do), and now it is time to rebuild Russia. They want a new name to symbolize their country and their status. They want to just have prosperity and fun, and no more war. Ever.

Is "Russia" good enough? After all, "China," "Australia," "Brazil," etc. are all good enough.

How about, "United Russia." (I am from the United States...) Or, "New Russia." I think it's preferable to have "Russia" in there somewhere. What about, "Rossiya." The airline will be gone, of course, so the name will be available.

Nothing too long, although "Never War No More Russia" is kinda attractive. But, if it's too long, it will be hard to fit on new maps and athletic shirts.

[relayerbob]

1. Putland

[EndlessWire]

2. Putland?

Are you saying, "Pewtland?" Uh, hmmm, may be too close to "Portland"...put it on the list...

[2naSalit]

3. True.

If you live in the north eastern states Portland is pronounced; potland with a dot over the "o". And from there it gets pretty sloppy.

[relayerbob]

6. Put(in)land

[Midnight Writer]

4. Call it Trumplandia and maybe all his supporters will move there.

[EndlessWire]

8. LOL! n/t

[TheProle]

5. I'll pass on a bunch of internet commenters renaming

And leave it to the Russian people, regardless of the outcome of this war.

[BlueSpot]

7. New North Korea n/t

[VGNonly]

9. Der'mo

Russian translation for shithole.