If Agent Orange is 238lbs, I'm the Crown Prince of Mars (picture comparison)

[AZLD4Candidate]

The human slug at "238." Buggy-whip arms and everything!


Me at 265-270

Which one is honest?

[blm]

1. Heh.

Never heard buggy-whip arms. Good one.

[Elessar Zappa]

2. He's gotta be close to 300 lbs.

[Initech]

6. I am definitely not small by any means...

And if a person is lying about their weight, you can absolutely tell. I'd definitely say he's lying.

[krispos42]

15. I agree

Unfortunately, I share a diet and thus a body type that closely matches TFG, and I'm near 300lbs and just under 6 feet.

At least my hair is natural. And unlike him, I actually do some unpaid volunteer work.

[BGBD]

3. I'm 6'4"

which is what Trump tends to say he is.

I book in about 275 right now and I look thin compared to Trump. I'd bet his true stats are closer to 6'0" and 280ish with no muscle whatsoever.

[doc03]

4. Maybe at one time he was 6'4". Myself I was 5' 11" once but at 74 I

am only 5' 8 1/2.

[captain queeg]

5. I've lost 2" as I've aged; 65 now. But I've also had several lumbar fusions too.

That reduces the gap between the bones of the spine. But anyway, I don’t believe TFG was ever 6-4.

[VGNonly]

10. I had a spinal disc removed.

They replaced with a titanium spacer and two brackets. I gained a quarter of an inch.

YMMV

[AZLD4Candidate]

8. And I'm just a fraction under 6'2"

[keithbvadu2]

7. Your highness, could you please do us a favor?

Your highness, could you please do us a favor?

One of the rovers is stuck there in your kingdom.

Would you go pull it out, please?

As soon as Trump steps on the scale of course.

[Bengus81]

9. Trump was 6' 4" only when wearing those lift shoes--the ones that made him go down that ramp

At 20mph.........

[Wounded Bear]

11. Kilos...it's 238 kilos...I keep telling people...

[AZLD4Candidate]

12. If you put a decimal point in front of the "2," you have Agent Orange's IQ

[ribrepin]

13. You made me look it up

524 pounds might be a slight exaggeration, but I like it. You know he would make fun of anyone else who made such claims and looked like him.

[DFW]

14. 238 pounds might be accurate in one respect

I think it might be his net worth in British currency, once all outstanding debts are subtracted.

[smirkymonkey]

16. He's only off by about 75-100 pounds.

At least. But then again, he has absolutely no muscle - it's all flab - and muscle weighs more than fat, so who knows? But he's definitely underestimating by a huge amount.

[Emile]

17. If I was a carnival weight guesser I would say TFG weighs 284 pounds!

[Polybius]

18. You're about the same height, and you've got way more muscle than him

And muscle does weigh a lot more than fat. He could be 260.