Hey brother, can you spare $9? 😆😁👀😳💥

[underpants]

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[mwooldri]

1. No thanks. Waste of gas money. NT

[Emile]

2. I'll pass.

[gratuitous]

3. The American Freedom "Tour"?

Like, they're going to take this show on the road? People are going to feel like they're overpaying at $9, aren't they? Maybe $5 off coupons in packages of Top Ramen?

[underpants]

8. MAGA hats marked down from $25 to $16 for the ticket price

less, to you, the $15 parking fee so that’s $31 oh and sign this that allows us to charge you each month (not our fault you didn’t read the terms and conditions). It’s a great deal many people are saying. A lot of people don’t know that.

[genxlib]

4. I will be glad when that thing is over

It has been polluting the atmosphere with giant billboards with his ugly mug all over South Florida for weeks now.

It is not safe to gouge your eyes out while driving.

[Hugin]

5. The January 6th Commision should go...

They'd knock a few subpoenas off their list.

[keithbvadu2]

6. How much for a lap dance from Kimberly?

How much for a lap dance from Kimberly?

Will Donnie Jr be watching from the closet door like Jerry Falwell Jr?

Gotta keep up those republican family values.

[Hugin]

7. Eeew...

You don't know where that's been.

No, just no.

Put it down!

[underpants]

9. No $1 bills?

She’s got change in quarters.

[TreasonousBastard]

10. Over 8 hours? No way that crew is there for the whole thing.