Probably wants MTG, biggest bimbo in congress...

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

[onethatcares]

1. Ohh Jeeeezzzzuuuuzzzz

what are we gonna do now?

tots and pears........

[tavernier]

2. Poor Mikey.

And he thought the fly shitting on his head would be his greatest disappointment.

[Ocelot II]

3. *If* he runs again, and isn't claiming he will as just another grift,

he will try to find someone like Pence, meaning someone who will kiss his ass all day, every day, and won't be a scene-stealer. MTG is suitably stupid and outrageous but she's too much of a publicity hog; TFG doesn't like to be upstaged. That would also rule out the likes of Nikki Haley, Madison Cawthorne and Matt Gaetz. I think he'd select another pasty white male ersatz-Christian like Mark Meadows.

[underpants]

6. Pence was the perfect houseplant

Trump actually lasted one COVID press conference before he realized Pence might look good and, of course, it was free campaign advertising for the greatest salesman in the world. Those pressers did more to loose him the election than anything else.

[Irish_Dem]

4. This is the spot she has been campaigning for.....

[Chainfire]

5. Lindell is available.

He could stand at Trump's elbow, gazing onto the great mans face, with reverence, just as well as Pence did.

[11 Bravo]

7. I don't know. The cow eyes Pence made at Trump make Nancy Reagan's adoring gaze ...

at Ronnie look like an icy glare.

[Blue Owl]

9. Mike lovingly licks tRump's toilet while tenderly clutching his precious pillow

[Blue Owl]

8. Trump/Rubble

Yeah, that's the ticket!

[Crepuscular]

10. ...

He will be directed to choose Tulsi as his running mate.