The Russian Army is now asking for food-donations to supply their soldiers in Ukraine.

[DetlefK]

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Officials in Voronezh are asking local retailers to donate food, drinks, and cigarettes to National Guard troops now deployed in Ukraine. Requested not as a public show of support so much as basic logistical assistance for “performing combat tasks.” Things are going well!

I cannot help but think about all the attacks where ukrainian guerillas attacked russian supply-lines and blew up trucks...

[SheltieLover]

1. Feed me so we can kill you?

No. Just no.

[maxsolomon]

10. Voronezh is in Rusher, NE of Kharkiv.

So, close to the border and supply staging areas.

[OnlinePoker]

2. They're not Ukrainian guerillas...they're Ukrainian soldiers and militia. n/t

[COL Mustard]

3. I found some C-rations from 1965

You know, with the cigarettes and the John Wayne bars. I bet them Rooshians would like that. Most of the cans only bulge a little bit!

[Duncanpup]

9. After John Wayne died

We called them dead duke bars.

[Eyeball_Kid]

4. For Russian troops? Cat food.

Cat food has a rich compliment of vitamins, minerals, and protein. I highly recommend it.

[BlueIdaho]

5. Starve the Russians out of Ukraine.

In the meantime, food or water will be exchanged for helmets, body armor, rifles, ammunition, and military transport.

[dalton99a]

6. They're probably already looting the stores

[Strelnikov_]

7. And special deal, this month only!! Oligarchs will only skim 50% off your donation

instead of the standard 80%!

[MartyTheGreek]

8. Maybe have a Kid Rock with Ted Nugent Concert fund raiser hosted by Tucker? n/t

[Midnight Writer]

13. Featuring the Kimberly Conservative Dancers!

[NotASurfer]

11. How good is Russian military chocolate?

Maybe donate several tons of chocolate Ex-Lax and stand back.

Pootin bars?

[Stuart G]

12. So ...Putin was so sure of ..."quick success" that he didn't provide ..."food"...Correct?

....Check Russian history: Hitler didn't provide winter clothing for his troops..guess what?

...Winter came, and German troops froze.. Putin made the same mistake in Ukraine, that Hitler made in Russia.

....Quite ironic..if that is correct, Or quite stupid from another point of view