Rudy Giuliani Says 'Genius' Trump Threatened To Blow Up Putin's 'Gold Bubbles'

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Rudy Giuliani said former President Donald Trump made an unusual threat to Russian President Vladimir Putin while he was in office.

Giuliani told Newsmax over the weekend that Trump had authorized him to share the details of a meeting with Putin where Ukraine came up in the conversation.

Trump “says, ‘Vladimir, you shouldn’t, like, attack Ukraine. I never liked those big, what are those things you got in Moscow, those big bubbles? Those big gold bubbles, I never liked those things, so I’m gonna have to blow them up,’” Giuliani said.

He was presumably referring to the Cathedral of the Annunciation, which is in the Kremlin and has gold onion domes.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rudy-giuliani-says-genius-trump-082719075.html

You have bubbles in your brain Rudy Toot Tooty

[bif]

1. He reminds me of my senile grandpa

[C_U_L8R]

2. That really told him, huh.

Trump is such a goddamn fool

[riversedge]

3. haha . Rudy has to get authorization from Trump to praise Trump.

[JHB]

15. Or, more to the point, to coordinate a bullshit "Trump tough with Putin" story

There was not a moment of that presidency where Trump's lips were not in contact with one or another part of Vlad's usually-covered-up anatomy.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. To tRump, churches are props. But I suspect whole thing is a fabrication. . . . nt

[PJMcK]

5. I'm not sure which one is more stupid

Trump or Giuliani.

What a pair.

[dweller]

6. Russia, if you're listening ...

Your Orange imbecile asset is babbling again



✌🏻

[Pantagruel]

7. Our system is so broken

to allow such a monumental fool as POTUS!!!

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. Shocking that Giuliani could think this story would reflect well on Trump

That calling them "big gold bubbles" because he's too ignorant to give them a proper name doesn't make Trump look stupid or senile; that Trump allegedly saying to Putin he "never liked those things" as a reason to make them a target doesn't make him look like a narcissist; that his alleged level of international diplomacy was "I'll destroy something nice in your country"; that Giuliani thinks that Republican voters will believe that Putin threatened to invade Ukraine during Trump's presidency, but was deterred by Trump's mention of a Moscow landmark.

[gratuitous]

11. That was my thought

Which means Needy Amin will have to have a good talking to with Rudy about repeating stories that make him look like an imbecile, even when the imbecile grants him express consent to do so.

[Whiskeytide]

12. Exactly. What does that say ...

… about Gulie’s opinion of Тяцмp supporters that he believes this made up story would make the idiot look strong and tough, doling out foreign policy threats like a street gangster? “Nice golden bubbles you got there, Vlad. It’s be a shame if something were to happen to them”.

It’s almost sad how clichéd they’ve become.

[Coventina]

14. You took the words from my fingertips.

I mean, I'd call it a "self-own" except that the story was told by Giuliani.

[agingdem]

10. all together now...BULLSHIT!!!

Trump and Putin had a dominant/submissive "relationship"...Putin in a wetsuit, chains and whips in hand, and a diapered Trump on all fours sporting a bejeweled dog collar..

[rurallib]

13. Rudy's hallucinating.

Time for an intervention.

[ProfessorGAC]

16. He Left Out The Part About...

...Putin laughing himself sore for 5 minutes then telling TFG to sit down & shut up.

[Blue Owl]

17. I think Rudy is hallucinating

He’s actually thinking about Diarrhea Donny’s gold toilet bubbles from all the times he’s licked his master’s throne

[Takket]

18. yeah right ROFL. And I'm the Queen of England

[Brainfodder]

19. The thought that Republicans might be fooled by 2 senile old men, that is just LOL to the Nth?

....that or this is truly finest herb I've been bong ripping this evening. (it is my favorite strain, took 4 years to get it a 2nd time!)

Aint naming it though, I don't want to wait another 4 years.

I would love to be the fly on a wall in Mar-a-lardo and see Waddle working these fools, htf did he talk them into letting him still stay there even though he was breaking a rule?

[milestogo]

20. Did the Golden Showers have Gold Bubbles?

[Liberal In Texas]

21. "One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere..."

[Stuart G]

22. Thanks for posting K & R.. Rudy is "Stupid" & Stupid is Still Stupid

[maxrandb]

23. And then, this big, burly guy comes up, real tough guy, and he's got tears in this eyes

He's crying his eyes out, and he looks up at me with these watery eyed and says; "sir...."

My God, this sounds like it's from Penthouse Forum

"This has never happened to me before, but one night in college, my girlfriend and her roommate..."

[tavernier]

24. Rudy's eating Drano again.

His nurses are supposed to watch him when he wanders into the kitchen.

[RussBLib]

25. I would like to see that

Moscow has some very ornate and gaudy domes in it. Sure would hate/love to see them blown up.