Heh. "Convoy" leader says some truckers have "pissed their pants," blames the D.C. police.

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/peoples-convoy-2657017691/

The Daily Beast's Zachary Petrizzo reports that People's Convoy organizer Ron Coleman said on Tuesday that he wants to start conducting "citizen's arrests" of Washington D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser, as well as members of the Metropolitan Police Department of the District of Columbia.

According to Petrizzo, Coleman even said that he has lawyers representing the convoy looking into whether it would be legally feasible for the truckers to arrest the mayor and police officers.

Coleman also said that he wanted to conduct arrests of the police because they haven't let the truckers get out to go to the bathroom as they've been circling the Beltway, which has resulted in having some truckers who have "actually pissed their pants."



Don't most truckers carry a "pee bottle" for just such an occasion? Could some kind DUer send some Depends?

[Blue Owl]

1. Why there couldn't be a more fitting homage to Dear Leader tRump

[11 Bravo]

31. Golden showers for everyone!

[Jerry2144]

2. Easy answer

Just go home to your backward red state

[msongs]

3. tens of thousands of regular DC drivers are not having this problem... nt

[Ray Bruns]

4. Every time I read a headline with the word "Convoy" in it,

that damn song from the 70's starts playing in my head.

[happybird]

7. Ha!

I keep hearing this one:

[scipan]

32. Me too. "We got us a convoy!"

[Cheezoholic]

5. Off the flippin' rails man. The intelligence of a common fern....

No offense intended ferns of the world

[yellowcanine]

6. Ferns and even rocks are at least useful though.

Just sayin'.

[niyad]

26. And beautiful.

[Jilly_in_VA]

8. Are we supposed to feel sorry for them?

As my dad would say, "If you have a home, you should go there."

[halfulglas]

9. Is there a law stating that that any drivers are allowed to stop their cars or trucks

To stop in the middle of the street and go to the bathroom on any street in the country? That would certainly be handy for us older drivers to know! On the other hand, it would lead to chaos and major traffic jams, especially on city streets, which I'm sure Mr. Coleman is very aware of, and is probably is his primary intent.

[2naSalit]

10. LOL!!

[Takket]

11. Same guy who wants to arrest cops now probably had no problem with Floyd's murder

[speak easy]

12. The convoy needs some love - Ukrainian style :)

[Frances]

13. Who is paying for the gas?

And who is paying for lost wages?
And who is paying the lawyers?

[Chainfire]

14. I am pretty sure that they were all bedwetters before the Washington convoy.

What a bunch of ignorant whiny adult children they are. The high point in their life is disrupting traffic, making others miserable. They see themselves as heroes fighting for conservative values, so be it. Lets create a special medal for them, I am thinking an asshole on wheels made of pot-metal and pinned to their foreheads. Pucker up trucker.

[MLAA]

33. Works for me!

[Srkdqltr]

15. Assuming they would actually make a citizens arrest of police, mayor, etc. What would they do

With them? A police department would laugh them out I assume.

[jalan48]

16. LOL What a headline.

[nuxvomica]

17. They have lawyers "looking into" citizen's arrests

Yeah, you can pay a lawyer to look into something all day if you want. They get paid by the hour.

[reACTIONary]

38. By the tenth of an hour...

... no rounding down.

[Deep State Witch]

18. Idjits

First: THE BELTWAY CIRCLES THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA!!! It does not enter it at any time. The Beltway is in Maryland and Virginia. If you have problems on I-495/95, take it up with the Maryland and Virginia Departments of Transportation.

Second: Boo-fucking-hoo about not being able to go to the bathroom. You get stuck in traffic, you hold it until the next exit. This Is The Way of the Beltway. Carry a pee bottle, or wear Depends. This isn't the open road - there are no truck stops or rest areas to pull over onto.

Third: Citizens arrests? Really? WTF?

[maxrandb]

19. No wonder Donnie Dipshit loves these guys n/t

[LuvLoogie]

20. Stop drinking all that beer the night before,

and all that coffee in the morning to clear the cobwebs.

Have any of those guys made it onto the Beltway by 6 a.m.?

[lame54]

21. Another Trump pee connection

[sanatanadharma]

22. These unwise truckers need to choose their routes more wisely...

...and assure that they take roads with truck stops.

and stop relying on GPS, gopper propaganda & shit.

[OMGWTF]

23. I saw a story earlier where many of these fidiot truckers might have the Covid as well.

[Marthe48]

24. I'd send them sugar-free gummy bears in a heartbeat

n/t

[Kashkakat v.2.0]

25. Google "truck driver urinal" - any REAL trucker would know how to

deal with this situation - bottles and collectors and such made specifically for the purpose. What a bunch of wimps and wanna-bes. Wheres the rolling eyeball emoji when you need it.

[IronLionZion]

27. Soon they'll poop their pants too

or they could just leave.

[niyad]

28. Funny. When I need to use a restroom when I am driving, I pull into a service station,

or a market, or a fast food establishment, make a quick purchase, and avail myself of the necessary facilities. I have never had a problem.

[mgardener]

29. Didn't their mom teacher them

To go , before you go ( In the car. Or in this case the truck) ?
Or stop drinking before you drive?

NO SYMPATHY.

[Mr.Bill]

30. Regardless of your cause or political orientation,

blocking traffic is not the way to get people to support you.

[LiberalFighter]

34. Wouldn't they need to be a citizen of that state or district to make a citizen's arrest?

[Joinfortmill]

35. Stupid and arrogant. So sick of these people.

[AZLD4Candidate]

36. Hey truckers. . .better to be pissed off at nothing than be pissed on yourselves.

Get some empty bottles and piss in them, then piss off!

[Delmette2.0]

37. Eeeeewwwww.

I can't imagine how bad their trucks smell.

[onethatcares]

39. thank gaud they aren't airline pilots

doing donuts around that hollywood actor named airport.

[uponit7771]

40. This ... HAS ... to be from the Onion !!

[yardwork]

41. This made me laugh so hard.

[SunSeeker]

42. LOL

[Martin68]

43. These wannabe patriot revolutionaries are all dumb as dirt. Actually, dirt may be smarter.

[tanyev]

44. Freedumb's just another word for 'nowhere I can pee'.

[tinymontgomery]

45. I'm sure arresting police officers will go over real well with the police

I'm sure arresting police officers will go over real well with the police. The cops will just hold out their
hands and say go ahead and put the cuffs on me. lol